S Amerika is preparing to die.

A, Jess (1989-09-26)
Aaron, Ross (1981-10-19)
Abbott, Heathurr (1984-03-09)
Ada, Madrina (1991-07-22)
Adair, Ryan (1984-05-27)
Adams, Amy (1992-03-09)
Adams, Heather (1983-10-19)
Adie, Dan (1978-09-29)
Adrianapolis, Sebastapol (1974-05-08)
Agrawal, Sumit (1985-10-03)
Aguilar Roman, Nuria (1978-07-23)
Ahmed, Shah (1984-11-25)
Ainley, Rosa (1959-07-30)
Ainslie, Claire (1982-09-30)
Akerele, Jonathan (1985-06-01)
Al-Saffar, A.Rasool (1973-02-15)
Alderliesten, Puk (1975-01-02)
Aldis, Neil (1973-01-21)
Aldrich, James (1990-05-25)
Alexander, Robbie (1993-04-25)
Allen, Christine (1977-02-10)
Allen, Dave (1972-11-30)
Allison, Stefanie (1974-12-20)
Allman, William [ Bill ] (1954-02-10)
Alto, Cryslyn (1992-05-08)
Ambrodious Von Esling, Loki (1980-02-26)
Amburn, Atera (1981-06-29)
Amerika, S (1799-12-26)
Amit, Ben (1978-06-16)
Anandan, Stephen (1971-07-27)
Anderson, Matt (1982-03-25)
Anderson, Nathaniel (1980-07-01)
Anderton, Giles (1974-06-13)
Andrade, Gabi (1991-05-08)
Andres, Andres (1985-10-10)
Andres, Javier (1989-11-04)
Aniks, Ana (1991-08-14)
Ann, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Annie, Little Orphan (1972-11-07)
Anon., James (1460-08-23)
Anye, Ortigoza (1993-02-02)
Apathetic, Andrea (1992-07-13)
Appleyard, John (0000-00-00)
Arh, Janez (1971-08-18)
Ariel, Candy (1988-12-10)
Armstrong, Mark (1971-10-01)
Armstrong, Mark (1971-10-01)
Arria, Daniel (1992-11-23)
Aryan, Raj (1989-09-07)
Ash, Amanda (1992-05-06)
Asmussen, Jeff (1966-01-22)
Aspen, Håvard (1982-11-20)
Ates, Ozkan (1968-11-16)
Atkinson, Sean (1968-02-15)
Atric, Christi (1976-10-06)
Austin, Cardenia (1978-09-11)
Avendaņo, Eugenia (1975-09-16)
Averbuck, Clarah (1979-05-26)
AVILES CAMPOS, JORGE EDUARDO (1987-07-04)
Axtell, Nick (1979-12-03)
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DISPOSAL
I would want my body completely destroyed. First I would have photo taken of my body before it is destroyed. Then I would want those pictures submitted to the web. After that I would want my body cremated, combined with marijuana and smoked in a bong by my friends.

COFFIN
I hope that the the ashes from the marijuana can be buried in a purple coffin that is made of stone and with the insides padded by fake shark skin.

RELIGION
Pagan.

GUESTS
I want my friends there and I do not want my family (except my brother) there and I do not want those who mocked me in life to be there.

MUSIC
I want plenty of sad and gloomy music to be played there.

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EPITAPH
Be right back,

OBITUARY


OTHER
I want to be buried at an unmarked cross-road.