Christine Allen is preparing to die. A, Jess (1989-09-26) Aaron, Ross (1981-10-19) Abbott, Heathurr (1984-03-09) Ada, Madrina (1991-07-22) Adair, Ryan (1984-05-27) Adams, Amy (1992-03-09) Adams, Heather (1983-10-19) Adie, Dan (1978-09-29) Adrianapolis, Sebastapol (1974-05-08) Agrawal, Sumit (1985-10-03) Aguilar Roman, Nuria (1978-07-23) Ahmed, Shah (1984-11-25) Ainley, Rosa (1959-07-30) Ainslie, Claire (1982-09-30) Akerele, Jonathan (1985-06-01) Al-Saffar, A.Rasool (1973-02-15) Alderliesten, Puk (1975-01-02) Aldis, Neil (1973-01-21) Aldrich, James (1990-05-25) Alexander, Robbie (1993-04-25) Allen, Christine (1977-02-10) Allen, Dave (1972-11-30) Allison, Stefanie (1974-12-20) Allman, William [ Bill ] (1954-02-10) Alto, Cryslyn (1992-05-08) Ambrodious Von Esling, Loki (1980-02-26) Amburn, Atera (1981-06-29) Amerika, S (1799-12-26) Amit, Ben (1978-06-16) Anandan, Stephen (1971-07-27) Anderson, Matt (1982-03-25) Anderson, Nathaniel (1980-07-01) Anderton, Giles (1974-06-13) Andrade, Gabi (1991-05-08) Andres, Andres (1985-10-10) Andres, Javier (1989-11-04) Aniks, Ana (1991-08-14) Ann, Stacy (1985-07-03) Annie, Little Orphan (1972-11-07) Anon., James (1460-08-23) Anye, Ortigoza (1993-02-02) Apathetic, Andrea (1992-07-13) Appleyard, John (0000-00-00) Arh, Janez (1971-08-18) Ariel, Candy (1988-12-10) Armstrong, Mark (1971-10-01) Arria, Daniel (1992-11-23) Aryan, Raj (1989-09-07) Ash, Amanda (1992-05-06) Asmussen, Jeff (1966-01-22) Aspen, Håvard (1982-11-20) Ates, Ozkan (1968-11-16) Atkinson, Sean (1968-02-15) Atric, Christi (1976-10-06) Austin, Cardenia (1978-09-11) Avendaño, Eugenia (1975-09-16) Averbuck, Clarah (1979-05-26) AVILES CAMPOS, JORGE EDUARDO (1987-07-04) Axtell, Nick (1979-12-03) B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z
DISPOSAL I don't really care what happens to me, just make sure that I AM dead before you do anything to me or I'll be forced to annoy those involved from beyond the grave
COFFIN I want something metal with an eject switch just in case some fool mad the mistake of burying me alive. If cremation is insisted upon which appears to be a bit of a trend in our family, I want someone to slap me across the face several times just in case I am alive so I wake up before it's time for the main event.
RELIGION
GUESTS
MUSIC I think perhaps Loser by Beck would be appropriate but would also like Gravediggaz - 1800 suicide which has excellent background funeral music. Everyone's got to sing the great track number 15 on the Slim Shady LP Just Don't Give A Fuck. Finally as I'm being shoved into a hole or into a hellhole of fire I'd love a Cypress Hill number Break 'em Off Some.
READINGS
EPITAPH Here at last, now piss off and leave me alone
OBITUARY
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