Claire ainslie is preparing to die.

A, Jess (1989-09-26)
Aaron, Ross (1981-10-19)
Abbott, Heathurr (1984-03-09)
Ada, Madrina (1991-07-22)
Adair, Ryan (1984-05-27)
Adams, Amy (1992-03-09)
Adams, Heather (1983-10-19)
Adie, Dan (1978-09-29)
Adrianapolis, Sebastapol (1974-05-08)
Agrawal, Sumit (1985-10-03)
Aguilar Roman, Nuria (1978-07-23)
Ahmed, Shah (1984-11-25)
Ainley, Rosa (1959-07-30)
Ainslie, Claire (1982-09-30)
Akerele, Jonathan (1985-06-01)
Al-Saffar, A.Rasool (1973-02-15)
Alderliesten, Puk (1975-01-02)
Aldis, Neil (1973-01-21)
Aldrich, James (1990-05-25)
Alexander, Robbie (1993-04-25)
Allen, Christine (1977-02-10)
Allen, Dave (1972-11-30)
Allison, Stefanie (1974-12-20)
Allman, William [ Bill ] (1954-02-10)
Alto, Cryslyn (1992-05-08)
Ambrodious Von Esling, Loki (1980-02-26)
Amburn, Atera (1981-06-29)
Amerika, S (1799-12-26)
Amit, Ben (1978-06-16)
Anandan, Stephen (1971-07-27)
Anderson, Matt (1982-03-25)
Anderson, Nathaniel (1980-07-01)
Anderton, Giles (1974-06-13)
Andrade, Gabi (1991-05-08)
Andres, Andres (1985-10-10)
Andres, Javier (1989-11-04)
Aniks, Ana (1991-08-14)
Ann, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Annie, Little Orphan (1972-11-07)
Anon., James (1460-08-23)
Anye, Ortigoza (1993-02-02)
Apathetic, Andrea (1992-07-13)
Appleyard, John (0000-00-00)
Arh, Janez (1971-08-18)
Ariel, Candy (1988-12-10)
Armstrong, Mark (1971-10-01)
Armstrong, Mark (1971-10-01)
Arria, Daniel (1992-11-23)
Aryan, Raj (1989-09-07)
Ash, Amanda (1992-05-06)
Asmussen, Jeff (1966-01-22)
Aspen, Håvard (1982-11-20)
Ates, Ozkan (1968-11-16)
Atkinson, Sean (1968-02-15)
Atric, Christi (1976-10-06)
Austin, Cardenia (1978-09-11)
Avendaņo, Eugenia (1975-09-16)
Averbuck, Clarah (1979-05-26)
AVILES CAMPOS, JORGE EDUARDO (1987-07-04)
Axtell, Nick (1979-12-03)
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DISPOSAL
stuffed like a pet cat or hawk, so i can still pester my son in his later years. unless he throws me on the tip...

COFFIN
ideally there wont be one but a nice plastic one made from carrier bags so i wont be eaten for at least 5000 years

RELIGION
any, im c of e but a nice dancing vicar or something funky would be good

GUESTS
anyone can show up now as i guess when im dead they cant annoy me by being there. however any one i didnt like cant came to the wake and eat my food or i'll come back to haunt them. poss get my son to move my stuffed self into there home in the middle of the night for fun. be warned!!!

MUSIC
to stuffed to jump - amazing rythm aces

READINGS
harry potter excerpts - anything from my fb page thats funny (not a lot)

EPITAPH
well im dead, knew it'd get me in the ehd

OBITUARY


OTHER