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Adie, Dan (1978-09-29)
Adrianapolis, Sebastapol (1974-05-08)
Agrawal, Sumit (1985-10-03)
Aguilar Roman, Nuria (1978-07-23)
Ahmed, Shah (1984-11-25)
Ainley, Rosa (1959-07-30)
Ainslie, Claire (1982-09-30)
Akerele, Jonathan (1985-06-01)
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Atric, Christi (1976-10-06)
Austin, Cardenia (1978-09-11)
Avendaño, Eugenia (1975-09-16)
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DISPOSAL
I wanna be thrown into a Scotch barrel and served to my friends in the funeral-party. Of course they can't know that till they're all drunk with me.

COFFIN
This is just for the funeral, you know. I don't really want my pretty face eaten by dirty disgusting worms, so please, do not bury me. I want my coffin to be in the shape of a vinyl record, and I want a booklet with some of my writings on, and I want a beautiful cover with a cool picture of my dead naked body. Please, don't forget about the make up. I wanna look good.

RELIGION
I want Bill Drummond to tell people about The Manual in my funeral.

GUESTS
I want everyone to go! It's gonna be a great party. Have fun, y'all. I don't want anybody to look like just came out from a funeral.

MUSIC
Ween - Push Th'lil Daisies. <= This one must be the first and the last of the setlist. You know, it just fits. Red Hot Chili Peppers - My Lovely Man Bicycle Thief - Hurt Fiona Apple - Paper Bag Arnaldo Baptista - Hoje de manhã eu acordei Pistoleiros - Neve over the town R.E.M. - Walk Unafraid Red Hot Chili Peppers - Pretty Little Ditty Cake - Jolene Thelonious Monster - Adios Lounge

READINGS
Well, you know, I'm a writer, so just read some of my stuff. Each one in the funeral must choose something I wrote and read it out loud. They know where to find it. And, of course, some parts of "The Manual" so my friends don't end up like me.

EPITAPH
Lose weight now. Ask ME how! or You can't be with me cuz I'm un-be-withable.

OBITUARY
Criminal I've been a bad bad girl I've been careless with a delicate man And it's a sad sad world When a girl will break a boy Just because she can Don't you tell me to deny it I've done wrong and I want to Suffer for my sins I've come to you 'cause I need Guidance to be true And I just don't know where to begin What I need is a good defense 'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal And I need to be redeemed To the once I've sinned against Because he's all I ever knew of love Heaven help me for the way I am Save from these evil deeds Before I get them done I know tomorrow brings the consequence At hand But I keep livin' this day like The next will never come Oh help me but don't tell me To deny it I've got to cleanse myself Of all these lies till I'm good Enough for him I've got a lot to lose and I'm Bettin' high So I'm beggin you before it ends Just tell me where to begin What I need is a good defense 'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal And I need to be redeemed To the one I've sinned against Because he's all I ever knew of love Let me know the way Before there's hell to pay Give me room to lay the law and let me go I've got to make a play To make my lover stay So what yould an angel say The devil wants to know What I need is a good defense 'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal And I need to be redeemed To the one I've sinned against Because he's all I ever knew of love What I need is a good defense 'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal And I need to be redeemed To the one I've sinned against Because he's all I ever knew of love

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