Ryan Adair is preparing to die.

A, Jess (1989-09-26)
Aaron, Ross (1981-10-19)
Abbott, Heathurr (1984-03-09)
Ada, Madrina (1991-07-22)
Adair, Ryan (1984-05-27)
Adams, Amy (1992-03-09)
Adams, Heather (1983-10-19)
Adie, Dan (1978-09-29)
Adrianapolis, Sebastapol (1974-05-08)
Agrawal, Sumit (1985-10-03)
Aguilar Roman, Nuria (1978-07-23)
Ahmed, Shah (1984-11-25)
Ainley, Rosa (1959-07-30)
Ainslie, Claire (1982-09-30)
Akerele, Jonathan (1985-06-01)
Al-Saffar, A.Rasool (1973-02-15)
Alderliesten, Puk (1975-01-02)
Aldis, Neil (1973-01-21)
Aldrich, James (1990-05-25)
Alexander, Robbie (1993-04-25)
Allen, Christine (1977-02-10)
Allen, Dave (1972-11-30)
Allison, Stefanie (1974-12-20)
Allman, William [ Bill ] (1954-02-10)
Alto, Cryslyn (1992-05-08)
Ambrodious Von Esling, Loki (1980-02-26)
Amburn, Atera (1981-06-29)
Amerika, S (1799-12-26)
Amit, Ben (1978-06-16)
Anandan, Stephen (1971-07-27)
Anderson, Matt (1982-03-25)
Anderson, Nathaniel (1980-07-01)
Anderton, Giles (1974-06-13)
Andrade, Gabi (1991-05-08)
Andres, Andres (1985-10-10)
Andres, Javier (1989-11-04)
Aniks, Ana (1991-08-14)
Ann, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Annie, Little Orphan (1972-11-07)
Anon., James (1460-08-23)
Anye, Ortigoza (1993-02-02)
Apathetic, Andrea (1992-07-13)
Appleyard, John (0000-00-00)
Arh, Janez (1971-08-18)
Ariel, Candy (1988-12-10)
Armstrong, Mark (1971-10-01)
Arria, Daniel (1992-11-23)
Aryan, Raj (1989-09-07)
Ash, Amanda (1992-05-06)
Asmussen, Jeff (1966-01-22)
Aspen, Håvard (1982-11-20)
Ates, Ozkan (1968-11-16)
Atkinson, Sean (1968-02-15)
Atric, Christi (1976-10-06)
Austin, Cardenia (1978-09-11)
Avendaņo, Eugenia (1975-09-16)
Averbuck, Clarah (1979-05-26)
AVILES CAMPOS, JORGE EDUARDO (1987-07-04)
Axtell, Nick (1979-12-03)
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DISPOSAL
Fuck, put me in a fucin Jar and give my reamains to Slipknot, put a videocamera on me for a while a watch me Decay then put it in their Home Video, Or Cremate me, give my ashes to Pantera in the form of a joint mixed with the best weed Grown and let them Smoke me!

COFFIN
Fuck Coffins Creamted and rolled in a J is fine, or a Fuckin big badass Jar!!!!

RELIGION
What? Fuck it!

GUESTS
I dunno anyone who knew me i guess, plus really morbid people who like to see dead people being blown off by naked pornstar undertakers.

MUSIC
I would like Slipknot People equal shit as Im being disposed of. But during the funeral everyone must hum 'I know a song that will get on your nerves' while the pornstar undertakers tabledance on the alter!

READINGS
That would be A quote from Ferris Buellirs Day Off, "Life moves fast, if you dont slow down once in a while, you just might miss it. I never speed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EPITAPH
The Words of Homer Simpson, I quote.. You tried your best you failed miserably, the lesson is never try!

OBITUARY
When he was here he was here, he wouldnt fuck off always pissing about or doing something stupid for the simple fact he liked making people laugh, though in his darker moments what he really wanted to do was bound everyone to a chair really tightly with razorwire and watch them squeal!!!

OTHER
For my funeral I will be requiring Knives a chair and Razorwire. Here's one I made earlier....