Andrew Barbarash is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
I want to be buried in my garden, cause according to my mum i was born there, so I may as well rest there.

COFFIN
I want to be enclosed in David Blaines box.. so after years of rotting I can say I smashed his 44 day record without food or drink... That will show em who the REAL magican is.

RELIGION
McBarbarism - A faith that believes that Mcdonalds holds the true key to how the world began.. Only Ronald has the Answers

GUESTS
The Pope, The Chief Rabbi and Ronald Mcdonald... They can debate who is the most holy person out of the three of them... my money is on Ronald. I'm confident the first thing I will visualise when I die is the Golden Arches of Mcdonald's rather than some silly cross.

MUSIC
Imperial March - Starwars.... lets face it I'm an initimating evil god that everyone fears so its only suitable.

READINGS
Andrew was a man of a few words.... that is all.

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OBITUARY
Andrew was a kind person A generous person A wonderful person A spiritual person And a great liar

OTHER
People I'd like to attend my funeral - Santa Claus, Jesus, The boogieman, The Yeti, Father Ted, Jimmy Hendrix, Elvis and the Crazy Frog