alex bunn is preparing to die.

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Bunn, Alex (1975-08-17)
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DISPOSAL
I demand that the deepest point of the Marianas trench be located and my heinous capsule be dropped overboard at that point. My brain should be encased in a titanium cast of my head (featuring the bushy moustache I was never able to grow) and be inserted into an oviduct of a giant mollusc to give it a pearly finish. Then abandon it in a locker at Luton airport. Or fire it at Scotland yard through a mortar cannon.

COFFIN
The bastard should be black and cylindrical with a T.V. monitor and a window. It should also be able to endure extreme pressure. The monitor should show a pre-recorded film of me maniacally scratching to get out with bleeding finger tips. If and when fruitcakes make the jouney down in a bathyscaphe to visit, they'll be able to locate the capsule by a luminous vision of me thrashing about like a worm in a frying pan.

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GUESTS


MUSIC
the amplified sounds of my own putrification and gaseous whinings with an easy bit of xylophone and the music that jewish folk dance around to at parties that speeds up played on a stylophone ( what the fuck is that called?)

READINGS
excerpts from car manuals. The more absurd the more appropriate.

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