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DISPOSAL
I'd like to be buried in a field filled with daisies, cow parsley, wild flowers and some birch trees - preferably my own field (or that of my surviving family) if it can be afforded. I'd like my first name only, my years of life and my epitaph embossed on the side of a knackered old tractor or ancient car, plonked on top of me to discourage creatures from digging me up.

COFFIN
I'd like my body to be rolled up in my duvet and put in a plain wooden box (preferably birch)

RELIGION
All religion is evil.

GUESTS
I'd like anyone there who can be bothered to show up.

MUSIC
'Whatever' by Oasis to be played in its entirety - no editing or fading in/out. This to be played just before everyone pushes the earth back over me and fills in the hole.

READINGS
'Jabberwocky' from Alice (not sure if it's Through the Looking Glass or In Wonderland) plus the paragraph just afterwards where Alice says she's not sure what it's about but she's sure somebody killed something.

EPITAPH
She might never have finished anything but at least she started.

OBITUARY
Say what you want but don't lie - no bullshit at my funeral

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