Simon Bently is preparing to die.

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COFFIN
Cream, with crap scribbling all over it.

RELIGION
Nah it's all bullshit isn't it?

GUESTS


MUSIC
Satan is in my Arse: Evil Superstars

READINGS


EPITAPH
Bojour, ladieeze

OBITUARY
Sadly Simon never really fitted in with his peer group. His mature attitude to life clashed with his hard drinking lifestyle, and unpredictable antics that were ultimately his downfall. Although an undoubted success at school, Simon preferred the company of working men to the hallowed halls of academia and left school soon after A Levels to pursue very successful career in engineering. During his time at Marshalls he received many accolades, including Apprentice of the Year an achievement of which he was extremely proud. Although humble about these honours on the surface Simon struggled to hide his excitement in public and celebrated with lavish purchases like a cream, faux medieval script sofa and a beautiful Peugeot 106. His slip into alcoholism was sudden and dramatic, culminating in his now infamous rampage at the 2002 Dedbeat festival. This was possibly triggered a few weeks earlier by an intense and public argument with Caroline Thompson his life long love. Simons tragic death is remembered in the Richard D James double album entitled Pissed Twat.

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