Qtym Best-Hall is preparing to die. A B, Ashe (1984-05-29) Back, Gabi (1989-10-18) Backman, Mikaela (1983-02-12) Baggage, Cam-the- (1975-06-06) Bags, Penny (1987-10-22) Bailey, Stacey (1979-08-30) Bain, AL (1974-01-01) Baker, Chris (1980-05-02) Bale, Ben (1984-01-22) Bale, Ben (1984-01-22) Bale, Ben (1984-01-22) Bale, Danny (1989-10-31) Bale, Gemma (1989-09-27) Ball, Nigel (1968-07-03) Baloch, Waheed (1995-07-01) Banks, Patrick (1983-09-01) Banner, Wynfred (1981-01-02) Barbarash, Andrew (1982-08-19) Barham, D. A. (1976-11-20) Barigela, Swamy (1936-08-15) Barker, Andrew (1974-08-20) Barker, Bob (1976-07-24) Barreca, James (1979-02-07) Bartley, Ken (1965-07-10) Barton, Austin (1976-08-01) Bates, Megan (1992-07-16) Baumann, Petra (1971-11-28) Baylis, Sarah (1972-02-03) Beacom, John (1964-03-17) BEALES, JEFF (1966-08-25) Beardslee, Sharon (1954-10-15) Becerra, Gabriela (1995-03-24) Beckinsale, Tim (1977-10-13) Bedford, Lydia (1994-01-20) Beer, Stevie (1969-04-14) Belkacem, Ben (1974-05-13) Bell, Brent (1984-01-31) Bell, Jennifer (1980-05-03) Belsher, A (1969-08-01) Beltran, Raygoza (1962-08-24) Bendeck, Anny (1988-05-01) Bendle, Bendle Calder (1960-06-03) Bennett, Ian (1973-04-23) Bennett, Jules (1969-12-23) Bently, Simon (1979-05-09) Benz, Mitchell (1990-12-03) Berry, Sea (1986-07-20) Best-Hall, Qtym (1985-11-19) Betts, Robb (1980-01-11) Bharti, Deven (1980-09-25) Bianchini, Fabio (1974-11-04) Bin, Astrid (1979-05-14) Bird, Craig (1971-03-21) Bitch, Techno (1978-02-03) Bittu, Roy (1990-03-09) Björnsson, Finnur (1971-07-27) Bkr, Nat (1986-03-06) Black, Chris (1974-04-10) Blackwell, Chris (1977-06-20) Blake, Trav (1990-07-14) Bland, Kathy (1972-03-15) Blanton, Bo (1981-11-11) Blatter, Andrea (1978-11-05) Blossoms, Buttercup (1989-11-10) Blumenkraft, Leopold (1970-12-25) Blumensheid, Alan (1954-07-31) Boag, James (1968-11-26) Boice, Jonathan (1974-10-09) Borgstrom, Carl (1958-06-24) Boswell, Ann (1971-09-03) Bounds, Jon (1975-06-30) Bower, Paul (1982-06-08) Boylan, Jenny (1973-10-06) Boyle, William (1983-07-13) Boyle, William (1983-07-13) Brace, Adam (1980-03-25) Bradley, David (1959-10-31) Bramble, Mary Jo (1962-03-01) Brammer, Sal (1990-04-29) Brand, Chloe (1980-04-15) Braun, Tobi (1977-08-29) Brenda, Cruz (1993-04-23) Brewin, Kester (1972-08-21) Bridger, Tyson (1969-01-06) Bridget Conboy, Marie (1985-06-12) Briggs, Michael (1990-04-05) Brigham, Daniel (1980-04-25) Brightwell, Johanna (1964-05-20) Bril, Eran (1976-02-03) Brindle, Sharon (1971-11-09) Broadley, Beki (1985-11-23) Brookman, Jacob (1984-09-07) Brosnand, Peirce (1909-05-08) Brown, Hugh (1970-12-26) Brown, Louis (1980-06-03) Brown, Molly (0000-00-00) Brown, Phillip (1977-11-09) Bruce, Morag (1979-04-24) Bryant, David (1973-09-14) Buchanan, Stuart (1970-07-22) Buckett, Mark (1976-02-14) Buckley, Gray (1989-11-14) Budden, Rhiannon (1992-04-02) Bullock, Lindsay (1966-06-03) Bunn, Alex (1975-08-17) Burke, Alice (1983-07-27) Burns, Billy (1970-08-28) Burr, William (1973-11-17) Burton, Mark (1965-11-28) Butler, Dave (1975-03-10) Byrne, David (2009-06-29) Byrne, Deirdre (1983-03-22) C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z
DISPOSAL Dump me, unmodified, off of the side of a boat, into the ocean. Seriously. After some research, it has been determined that this is best.
COFFIN The clear blue sea. (Sea may be green.)
RELIGION No thank you.
GUESTS Becky Chawner. Greg Mahlum. Alfredo Guevara. The Dingo. Norman Nguyen. Shawn Bartok. Jay (Whitney) Read. Richie (Pfil) Bonventre. Peter (Melvin) Falco. Matt Smith (in some sort of costume.) Jon (Owen) Hill. Not Elliot (Skit) Imler. Rachel Stitt (must cry.) Sara Melton (must sing.) Katie Arntzen (must dance.) Brother, Mother, Father, Aunts and Uncles, Cousins, Cousins' Children, Grandparents where applicable. Pets (mandatory.) The person who brought about my demise, where applicable. Coworkers. Select several random celebrities.
MUSIC To be performed by a live band
READINGS
EPITAPH
OBITUARY
OTHER
|