penny bags is preparing to die. A B, Ashe (1984-05-29) Back, Gabi (1989-10-18) Backman, Mikaela (1983-02-12) Baggage, Cam-the- (1975-06-06) Bags, Penny (1987-10-22) Bailey, Stacey (1979-08-30) Bain, AL (1974-01-01) Baker, Chris (1980-05-02) Bale, Ben (1984-01-22) Bale, Ben (1984-01-22) Bale, Ben (1984-01-22) Bale, Danny (1989-10-31) Bale, Gemma (1989-09-27) Ball, Nigel (1968-07-03) Baloch, Waheed (1995-07-01) Banks, Patrick (1983-09-01) Banner, Wynfred (1981-01-02) Barbarash, Andrew (1982-08-19) Barham, D. A. (1976-11-20) Barigela, Swamy (1936-08-15) Barker, Andrew (1974-08-20) Barker, Bob (1976-07-24) Barreca, James (1979-02-07) Bartley, Ken (1965-07-10) Barton, Austin (1976-08-01) Bates, Megan (1992-07-16) Baumann, Petra (1971-11-28) Baylis, Sarah (1972-02-03) Beacom, John (1964-03-17) BEALES, JEFF (1966-08-25) Beardslee, Sharon (1954-10-15) Becerra, Gabriela (1995-03-24) Beckinsale, Tim (1977-10-13) Bedford, Lydia (1994-01-20) Beer, Stevie (1969-04-14) Belkacem, Ben (1974-05-13) Bell, Brent (1984-01-31) Bell, Jennifer (1980-05-03) Belsher, A (1969-08-01) Beltran, Raygoza (1962-08-24) Bendeck, Anny (1988-05-01) Bendle, Bendle Calder (1960-06-03) Bennett, Ian (1973-04-23) Bennett, Jules (1969-12-23) Bently, Simon (1979-05-09) Benz, Mitchell (1990-12-03) Berry, Sea (1986-07-20) Best-Hall, Qtym (1985-11-19) Betts, Robb (1980-01-11) Bharti, Deven (1980-09-25) Bianchini, Fabio (1974-11-04) Bin, Astrid (1979-05-14) Bird, Craig (1971-03-21) Bitch, Techno (1978-02-03) Bittu, Roy (1990-03-09) Björnsson, Finnur (1971-07-27) Bkr, Nat (1986-03-06) Black, Chris (1974-04-10) Blackwell, Chris (1977-06-20) Blake, Trav (1990-07-14) Bland, Kathy (1972-03-15) Blanton, Bo (1981-11-11) Blatter, Andrea (1978-11-05) Blossoms, Buttercup (1989-11-10) Blumenkraft, Leopold (1970-12-25) Blumensheid, Alan (1954-07-31) Boag, James (1968-11-26) Boice, Jonathan (1974-10-09) Borgstrom, Carl (1958-06-24) Boswell, Ann (1971-09-03) Bounds, Jon (1975-06-30) Bower, Paul (1982-06-08) Boylan, Jenny (1973-10-06) Boyle, William (1983-07-13) Boyle, William (1983-07-13) Brace, Adam (1980-03-25) Bradley, David (1959-10-31) Bramble, Mary Jo (1962-03-01) Brammer, Sal (1990-04-29) Brand, Chloe (1980-04-15) Braun, Tobi (1977-08-29) Brenda, Cruz (1993-04-23) Brewin, Kester (1972-08-21) Bridger, Tyson (1969-01-06) Bridget Conboy, Marie (1985-06-12) Briggs, Michael (1990-04-05) Brigham, Daniel (1980-04-25) Brightwell, Johanna (1964-05-20) Bril, Eran (1976-02-03) Brindle, Sharon (1971-11-09) Broadley, Beki (1985-11-23) Brookman, Jacob (1984-09-07) Brosnand, Peirce (1909-05-08) Brown, Hugh (1970-12-26) Brown, Louis (1980-06-03) Brown, Molly (0000-00-00) Brown, Phillip (1977-11-09) Bruce, Morag (1979-04-24) Bryant, David (1973-09-14) Buchanan, Stuart (1970-07-22) Buckett, Mark (1976-02-14) Buckley, Gray (1989-11-14) Budden, Rhiannon (1992-04-02) Bullock, Lindsay (1966-06-03) Bunn, Alex (1975-08-17) Burke, Alice (1983-07-27) Burns, Billy (1970-08-28) Burr, William (1973-11-17) Burton, Mark (1965-11-28) Butler, Dave (1975-03-10) Byrne, David (2009-06-29) Byrne, Deirdre (1983-03-22) C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z
DISPOSAL in the worlds most exclusive cemetary in Paris, France. £300,000 a grave.
COFFIN to be buried with a bottle of jack daniels.
RELIGION
GUESTS Barred from funeral
Skobies
"types"
idiots
the poor
the sick
the needy
the ugly
chavs
travellers
whiggers
goths
skangers
anyone who plays the following sports:
1. bogball
2. knackerball
3. basketball
MUSIC "the end" by the doors
"a day in the life" by the beatles
"everybody hurts" by REM
"imperial march" from star wars
READINGS
EPITAPH Do's and Dont's
Do:
pour beer here(just in case)
polish my tombstone
Don't:
Dance here
Spit (cos ill know)
Breaking the rules: a haunting
OBITUARY life's a bitch then I married one. Come one and all to a funeral with punch and pie.
OTHER
|