Graham Collins is preparing to die.

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Chylek, Adelle (1985-11-09)
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Cleemann, Sebi (1979-09-29)
Cleeves, Paul (1973-10-29)
Clewes, Sam (1978-12-12)
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Coleman, Harvey (1992-02-22)
Coleman, Harvey (1992-02-22)
Collier, David (1980-03-18)
Collier, Emma (1988-09-30)
Collins, Damien (1981-12-01)
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Collins, Sinead (1975-12-29)
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Collis, Carol (1973-03-17)
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Cryan, Dan (1978-06-04)
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DISPOSAL
Stuff my eviscerated carcass with semtex, fireworks, glitter, and matter infused with the common cold virus and drop me from a helicopter, along with two tonnes of white jasmine blossoms, and fine, artificial'rain' of warm water scented with neroli. My body will be dropped over the funeral party, all of whom have been issued with transparent, gelatin umbrellas. At an altittude of 50 feet, my corpse will explode, showering friends and family with the mixture listed above. The 'rain' will melt and deform the umbrellas. As if that were not memorable enough, everyone will have a little sniffle a few days later.

COFFIN
Something to limit/focus dispersal (see above, preferably in blue.

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MUSIC
Opening: A selection of 70's Roots and Dub, the sleekest Detroit Techno, anything Elizabeth Fraser sings on, Coil, Nick Drake, mixed in with informal, pre-recorded valedictions from folk who have known me.

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