ed chipperfield is preparing to die.

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Carter, Greg (1960-02-21)
Carter, Helen (1983-06-13)
Carter, Paul (1984-09-26)
Cartledge, Alastair (1984-02-10)
Cartwright, Adrian (1969-11-06)
Cassar, Richard (1971-11-13)
Catubig, Klaryssa (1992-06-21)
Cauty, James (1956-12-19)
Cauty, James (1956-12-19)
Cauty, Simon (1959-05-15)
Caycedo Mendez, Cesar (1968-05-27)
Ceci, Veronica (1978-05-16)
Centre, Natural Death (1973-05-30)
Chalmers, Wendy (1968-12-23)
Chambers, Richard (1972-02-22)
Chaos, Organiz3d (2999-01-01)
Chapel, Katie (1988-02-13)
Chaplain, Charlie (2008-02-05)
Chapman, Elizabeth (1990-11-28)
Chapman, Roger (1947-06-28)
Charnock, Ross (1977-09-16)
Chaudhary, Kumar (1981-10-05)
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Chee, Melvin (1976-05-01)
Cheffie, A (1973-01-21)
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Chilestone, Tim (1983-02-11)
Chimpaz, Gurner (2000-10-03)
Chipperfield, Ed (1976-03-24)
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Chrapko, Danielle (1985-03-11)
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Chylek, Adelle (1985-11-09)
Clark, Hollie (1989-07-26)
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Cui, Carla (1975-06-06)
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Currell, Simon (1976-02-15)
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DISPOSAL
Bury me at the top of the garden please, under about two inches of topsoil so when it rains my fingers poke out from the grass and give kids the fear.

COFFIN
Coffin? I just died of emphysema, are you taking the piss?

RELIGION
My God is a jealous one. He's still got my Skalextric as well.

GUESTS
Invited: Fidel Castro John Thaw & Dennis Waterman The nice bird from S Club 7 My 1054 children Bloke from the law firm representing 1054 crying women Man from Del Monte Barred: Aristocracy Timewasters People asking for Rizlas

MUSIC
No real music. What I'd like is the sound of TV static, a bad programme on the most ancient longwave radio you can find, all combined with a recording of dogs who can't find their puppies.

READINGS
Anything by John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester. Especially the ones about roistering milkmaids and that. Class.

EPITAPH
Those lights were definitely green

OBITUARY
Took the piss out of everyone, refined it into syrup and used it to spike mead at folk festivals. Had the piss taken a few times, but that's the joy of catheters for you.

OTHER
God is dead and he's starting to whiff a bit