Jacki Clark is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
Cremation on a big bonfire.

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RELIGION
relaxed Pagan style ceremony in the middle of the Scottish countryside.

GUESTS
the people I'm closest to at the time of death are the ones I especially want to be there. Others I knew can come if they like. Anyone who irritated me enough that I don't want them to be there will be haunted on my birthday each year until I'm reincarnated.

MUSIC
Kula Shaker's Tattva Stones' Ruby Tuesday The Shamen's Move Any Mountain (from En-Tact) No Doubt's I'm Just A Girl Prodigy's Firestarter

READINGS
lyrics to Ruby Tuesday, particular attention to the line "Catch your dreams before they slip away, lose your dreams and you will lose your mind".

EPITAPH
I'll only need a few hours rest.

OBITUARY
Beat the odds and kept on going in my own wee way. Was it optimism or sheer stupidity?

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