Blythe Courter is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
I want to be cremated. At the funeral or whatever, I want my ashes dumped in the wine, and for no one but one TRUSTED person to know. When everyone is leaving, the annoucement will be made, "As one of the very few people Blythe trusted, I'd like to tell you all, you have just drank her in the wine. May you all become sick just as she had wished."

COFFIN
I dont want to be burried, but to waste your fucking money, cremate me in a coffin. This is how it should be: black contemperary kind of coffin box. The inside should be dark purple satin with blood red trim.

RELIGION
Atheist, dont try and pull some religious god shit at my funeral. I'll make sure one of my close friends has you kiss my fucking corpse.

GUESTS
Anyone can come, even people I've never met, hobos on the street are more than welcome.

MUSIC
Um six feet under, skinny puppy, switchblade symphony, pink floyd, i'll think of some other shit later...but just to piss people off Spice Girls...mmm torture. Some Sinatra and sketchy vinyl would be cool. *i'll make song list later* but a song about necrophilia is a must.

READINGS
Sitting here thinking of all the shit that im sick of living through. im tired of wasting away to nothing feeling the pressure caving in on me. finally ive gained the courage to lock the car door and turn the key. this death will kill me quietly. finally im freeing myself, doing the one thing ive wanted for so long. i hope youll find my body, i hope it makes you happy. forget me, goodbye.

EPITAPH
I'm dead so just make sure to warm me up before you fuck my body.

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