paul cleeves is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
I want to be exploded. Take out any useful organs (forget the liver:- It's going downhill quickly) and then either fill the cavity with something along the lines of semtex, or just strap whats left to one of those USAF "Daisycutter" bombs. That should do the trick.... Disclaimer: this should be done in a depopulated area, no-one has pissed me off enough yet that i'd want them to be caught up in the resultant blast. This however may change, so if i require anyone to be pegged-out in the the drop zone, I'll be sure to update.....

COFFIN
A really big, CFC-ridden burger box should do. Like i'm gonna give a shit about a hole in the ozone layer...

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GUESTS
Don't care. you're all welcome, unless you beat me to it. Bring your own booze though...

MUSIC
The Dickie's version of the "Banana Splits" theme should. Definitely no Celine Dion though...

READINGS
The weeks edition of the Radio Times. Cover to cover. Or a Government report into the relationship between drug use and bingo attendance. (well, they're bound to be throwing millions in research grants at some twat who's got a case to prove) Anything stultifyingly boring will do, really.

EPITAPH
That was a laugh.....

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