Thomas Daley is preparing to die.

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D, K (1976-05-13)
D, MRK (1984-02-27)
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Daley, Thomas (1980-11-09)
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Darby, Mark (1962-03-26)
Darby, Nick (1961-03-01)
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Davidson, Lynton (1973-06-06)
Davies, Clive (1966-04-15)
Davies, Jayne (1974-03-20)
Davies, Jessica (1986-08-10)
Davies, John (1962-06-06)
Davies, Lou (1979-09-19)
Davis, Rory (1991-02-08)
Davy, Libby (1968-12-20)
Dawson, Rik (1988-09-11)
Day, Han (1991-04-03)
De Jose, Colin (1970-09-02)
De Silva, Manoli (1990-12-04)
Deacon, Karina (0000-00-00)
Deane, Brogan (1992-02-09)
Deane, Peter (1980-01-12)
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Degngig, Deretinchie (0000-00-00)
Dekker, Desmond (1956-03-04)
Del Viento, Fierro (1988-03-28)
Del-rio, Emma (1986-05-06)
Deletethisentry, Please (9999-10-01)
Delgado, Eric (1977-03-04)
Delince, Jerry (1970-09-24)
Dempster, Martin (1978-07-25)
Denning, Guy (1965-10-06)
Dent, Thomas (1978-08-03)
Derempoukas, Apostolos (1958-07-10)
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Devlin, Gaz (1985-03-16)
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Dharmachari, Ashvajit (1941-01-12)
Dines, Malcolm (1974-08-06)
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Dixon, Martin (1959-01-08)
Djordjevic, Sanja (1989-04-20)
Dobson, Joanna (1990-06-17)
Doe, Jane (1974-12-12)
Doeksen, Ray (1966-11-07)
Donato, Raymondo (1978-06-23)
Donnelly, Iain (1965-09-01)
Donnelly, Robert Arthur (1973-04-01)
Dorey, Suzi (1978-09-20)
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Doss, Ashley (1983-05-13)
Dovis, Jim (1983-05-04)
Dsilva, Mike (1989-09-09)
Du Four, Donna (1982-03-08)
Dumas, Warwick (1979-11-29)
Duncan, Paul (1975-11-03)
Dunne, Anna (1990-09-12)
Dunning, JJ (1982-08-03)
Dura, Junie (1993-09-29)
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Dyer, James (1995-10-24)
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DISPOSAL
After the extremely long obituary, and just as my coffin is being lowered into my new home, I wish to have my corpse blown up. Enough dynamite should be used to throw pieces of myself in all directions, splattering my loved ones and friends with an unforgettable memory.

COFFIN
I would like a beautiful coffin, made with only the finest wood, and by all means a standard casket. However, the wood used for the top should be very very thin, so that only the smallest amount of explosive will propel my corpse into the mourners.

RELIGION


GUESTS
Anyone, the more the merrier...except that punk-ass Puffy Combs!

MUSIC
A Jaco Pastorius bass solo, slowly growing in intensity until a wall of feedback blankets the crowd, continued until the resounding boom of my exploding casket. *screaming en masse will ensue*

READINGS
From Frankenstein "Sometimes I wished to express my sensations in my own mode, but the uncouth and inarticulate sounds which broke from me frighted me into silence again."

EPITAPH
Say Nope To Dope

OBITUARY
The Priest should make sure all are seated, waiting patiently, and then, as he is about to begin speaking, drop a stack of papers from his lecturne and slowly put them back in order...this should take about ten minutes...I like bums.

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