robert arthur donnelly is preparing to die.

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Doeksen, Ray (1966-11-07)
Donato, Raymondo (1978-06-23)
Donnelly, Iain (1965-09-01)
Donnelly, Robert Arthur (1973-04-01)
Dorey, Suzi (1978-09-20)
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Dovis, Jim (1983-05-04)
Dsilva, Mike (1989-09-09)
Du Four, Donna (1982-03-08)
Dumas, Warwick (1979-11-29)
Duncan, Paul (1975-11-03)
Dunne, Anna (1990-09-12)
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DISPOSAL
Hurled intact from a plane traversing the ice plains of Antartica. Higer altitude the better. It's a bit like blue ice, only more enigmatic.

COFFIN
No coffin. The altitude should stiffen me up nicely on the way down. With any luck, that coupled with terminal velocity should transform me into a frozen missile capable of penetrating the permafrost and sorting my own final resting place out myself.

RELIGION
Oneurism

GUESTS
Anyone stupid enough to feel a trip to the Antartic to watch a body get hurled out of plane is more than welcome

MUSIC
An atonal whine guaranteed to puncture the most hardiest of eardrums should be broadcast from a gigantic PA at ground zero of my likely impact. This will have the added bonus of ensuring no foolhardy guests will stray too far into the drop zone, even if wearing industrial ear-muffs.

READINGS
Either a line by line recital of the schematics of the internal combustion engine; the latest meteorological report on oceanic contamination or the entire of the collected anecdotes of Henry Kissinger.

EPITAPH
None. The bloody great crater caused by my impact will say all that is needed. Which is probably nothing to most, and confusion to the rest.

OBITUARY
Propoganderist, black marketeer, opportunist, consumer of all that is base, shallow and wonderful about this little spinning world. Robert Arthur Donnelly is gone from us now to skip and tumble irresponsibly about the gardens of a better place. He was a poet of industrial recklessness, a propheteer who brought needless spin to the tabloid junkie masses and a beacon to nuclear enthusiasts regardless of colour, creed or sexual deviation. Above all, in the words of his esteemed academic colleague, Dr Daniel Rabbit, he was 'a prize cunt.

OTHER
My friend and colleague, Dr Daniel Rabbit [Associate Research Professor of Interiority at the College] will take care of everything, thank you.