JJ Dunning is preparing to die.

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D, K (1976-05-13)
D, MRK (1984-02-27)
D-Allard, Abigail (1990-11-28)
D., Nigel (1987-08-01)
Da Silva, Joseph (1977-12-28)
Dalby, Eloïse (1986-06-25)
Daley, Thomas (1980-11-09)
Damage, Rave (1970-07-07)
Damian, Michael (1974-01-10)
Darby, Mark (1962-03-26)
Darby, Nick (1961-03-01)
DAS, RAJIB KUMAR (1983-11-07)
Davidson, Lynton (1973-06-06)
Davies, Clive (1966-04-15)
Davies, Jayne (1974-03-20)
Davies, Jessica (1986-08-10)
Davies, John (1962-06-06)
Davies, Lou (1979-09-19)
Davis, Rory (1991-02-08)
Davy, Libby (1968-12-20)
Dawson, Rik (1988-09-11)
Day, Han (1991-04-03)
De Jose, Colin (1970-09-02)
De Silva, Manoli (1990-12-04)
Deacon, Karina (0000-00-00)
Deane, Brogan (1992-02-09)
Deane, Peter (1980-01-12)
Decae, Seymour (1976-07-09)
Degngig, Deretinchie (0000-00-00)
Dekker, Desmond (1956-03-04)
Del Viento, Fierro (1988-03-28)
Del-rio, Emma (1986-05-06)
Delgado, Eric (1977-03-04)
Delince, Jerry (1970-09-24)
Dempster, Martin (1978-07-25)
Denning, Guy (1965-10-06)
Dent, Thomas (1978-08-03)
Derempoukas, Apostolos (1958-07-10)
Derrick, Greg (1977-11-03)
Desai, Rashmi (1972-04-02)
Devito, John (1992-03-26)
Devlin, Gaz (1985-03-16)
Deyarmond, Coleen (1956-03-14)
Dharmachari, Ashvajit (1941-01-12)
Dines, Malcolm (1974-08-06)
Disastronaut, Jeffrey (1968-06-22)
Dixon, Martin (1959-01-08)
Djordjevic, Sanja (1989-04-20)
Dobson, Joanna (1990-06-17)
Doe, Jane (1974-12-12)
Doeksen, Ray (1966-11-07)
Donato, Raymondo (1978-06-23)
Donnelly, Iain (1965-09-01)
Donnelly, Robert Arthur (1973-04-01)
Dorey, Suzi (1978-09-20)
Dosdale, Holly (1987-07-26)
Doss, Ashley (1983-05-13)
Dovis, Jim (1983-05-04)
Dsilva, Mike (1989-09-09)
Du Four, Donna (1982-03-08)
Dumas, Warwick (1979-11-29)
Duncan, Paul (1975-11-03)
Dunne, Anna (1990-09-12)
Dunning, JJ (1982-08-03)
Dura, Junie (1993-09-29)
Durdin, Edward (1990-01-30)
Dyer, James (1995-10-24)
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DISPOSAL
leave me outside my house in canterbury, the pikeys will come and take me away... thats what they did with our fridge freezer...

COFFIN
pack me into cigar boxes and float me out to sea.

RELIGION
No direct religious ties, I was planning on leaving my options open until such a time when I needed a bit of insurance against my imminent peril. It's never too late to repent.

GUESTS
INVITES: Brian Clough, Janni from Munchies in the High Street to do the catering. NO-NO'S: My first, third and seventeeth wives.

MUSIC
"Oh gwen, young lesbian of ten you died in a fire, you flaming lesbian..." classic.

READINGS
a receipt (the funeral)

EPITAPH
Help!

OBITUARY
JJ Dunning b.1982 - d.xxxx There are few people that leave a lasting impression on the time in which they have lived. For them, words cannot do justice. JJ Dunning was not one of these few. Amen.

OTHER
I'd like a panel of ex-Greek Orthodox Monks to give a brief talk on the dangers of birthday cake.