Andy Emra is preparing to die.

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Eade, David (1982-08-18)
Edgar, Kristyn (1991-07-27)
EDGAR, MATTHEW (1967-12-22)
Edmonds Jr., Thomas (1973-01-11)
Eduardo, Al (1974-01-16)
Edwards, Daphne (1931-12-09)
Edwards, Dominic (1972-08-06)
Edwards, Kevin (1986-04-30)
Edwards, Lee (1974-05-11)
Edwards, Martin (1969-09-19)
Edwards, Paul (1980-02-12)
Eevers, Tijs (1990-04-20)
Egan, Simon (1967-02-27)
Eight, Jamie (1991-06-20)
Ekins, Stu (1974-11-16)
Ekstrand, Ola (1974-06-21)
Elbow, Mr. (1991-09-19)
Eldred, Paige (1992-09-06)
Elizabeth, Kelly (1989-01-01)
Elliott, Karl (1972-12-11)
Ellis, Steve (1966-10-28)
EmbryncCel, Ded (1987-10-24)
Emo!! Girl, Princess (1995-10-29)
Emra, Andy (1978-10-16)
Ender, (0000-00-00)
Erkens, Toni (1971-06-15)
Erskine, Hannah (1989-01-01)
Esquivel, Alejandra (1987-10-06)
Evans, Beth (1986-08-30)
Evans, Gaz (1963-07-13)
Evans, Matthew (1975-03-13)
Evanson, Pete (1965-12-23)
Eve, Mary (1955-12-21)
Evil, J (1975-12-04)
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DISPOSAL
Inject me with anthrax and launch my swollen, puss filled corspe into the home section of Old trafford.

COFFIN
After recovering my corpse from the dead and dying of Old Trafford I would like to be put in a coccoon made of kittens sewn together and full of a variety of small fluffy animals (chinchillas, guinea pigs etc) that would unfortunately have to eat each other and my corpse to survive underground.

RELIGION


GUESTS
Don't you see I'm dead, not you. Stop whining you selfish bastards.

MUSIC
Put a frenzied monkey in a steel drum and bang it with a stick. Followed by a funeral meddley from Chas and dave.

READINGS
Some people wrote some great stuff, but they are dead like me. 'Life has no meaning, except what you impose by staring at for too long'

EPITAPH
Let's be honest, I was lucky to last this long.

OBITUARY
We can only grieve for those who never knew him, will never know him and for those that knew him too well (and for those who were in the car when he was driving, the orphans on the pelican crossing and the ants he used to kill with a big hammer.)

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