ender is preparing to die.

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Eade, David (1982-08-18)
Edgar, Kristyn (1991-07-27)
EDGAR, MATTHEW (1967-12-22)
Edmonds Jr., Thomas (1973-01-11)
Eduardo, Al (1974-01-16)
Edwards, Daphne (1931-12-09)
Edwards, Dominic (1972-08-06)
Edwards, Kevin (1986-04-30)
Edwards, Lee (1974-05-11)
Edwards, Martin (1969-09-19)
Edwards, Paul (1980-02-12)
Eevers, Tijs (1990-04-20)
Egan, Simon (1967-02-27)
Eight, Jamie (1991-06-20)
Ekins, Stu (1974-11-16)
Ekstrand, Ola (1974-06-21)
Elbow, Mr. (1991-09-19)
Eldred, Paige (1992-09-06)
Elizabeth, Kelly (1989-01-01)
Elliott, Karl (1972-12-11)
Ellis, Steve (1966-10-28)
EmbryncCel, Ded (1987-10-24)
Emo!! Girl, Princess (1995-10-29)
Emra, Andy (1978-10-16)
Ender, (0000-00-00)
Erkens, Toni (1971-06-15)
Erskine, Hannah (1989-01-01)
Esquivel, Alejandra (1987-10-06)
Evans, Beth (1986-08-30)
Evans, Gaz (1963-07-13)
Evans, Matthew (1975-03-13)
Evanson, Pete (1965-12-23)
Eve, Mary (1955-12-21)
Evil, J (1975-12-04)
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DISPOSAL
I need to find some lawless people to take my body and pulp/mulch it into the forest floor. But the authorities don't like innovative disposal ideas. So, if I don't have people able to execute that, I guess I'll have to settle for cremation. It's much cheaper if you get it done within 48 hours (or something) of death, so try and make the deadline. However, I am down with gravemarkers. Hopefully I won't kick the bucket soon, and I'll get mine made first. I know where I'd like it placed as well, and that'll be in the will.

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RELIGION


GUESTS
I definitely need to get a bouncer :)

MUSIC
No 'modern' themed Christian music. That stuff blows chunks. If (note the IF) it's gonna be churchy music - then it must be classical gospel songs sung by mourners. No canned music. About the only canned music at a funeral that I've liked was some bagpipe music. But if I've got the connections, I'd perfer to have that live.

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OTHER
I've got a will.