Hannah Erskine is preparing to die.

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Eade, David (1982-08-18)
Edgar, Kristyn (1991-07-27)
EDGAR, MATTHEW (1967-12-22)
Edmonds Jr., Thomas (1973-01-11)
Eduardo, Al (1974-01-16)
Edwards, Daphne (1931-12-09)
Edwards, Dominic (1972-08-06)
Edwards, Kevin (1986-04-30)
Edwards, Lee (1974-05-11)
Edwards, Martin (1969-09-19)
Edwards, Paul (1980-02-12)
Eevers, Tijs (1990-04-20)
Egan, Simon (1967-02-27)
Eight, Jamie (1991-06-20)
Ekins, Stu (1974-11-16)
Ekstrand, Ola (1974-06-21)
Elbow, Mr. (1991-09-19)
Eldred, Paige (1992-09-06)
Elizabeth, Kelly (1989-01-01)
Elliott, Karl (1972-12-11)
Ellis, Steve (1966-10-28)
EmbryncCel, Ded (1987-10-24)
Emo!! Girl, Princess (1995-10-29)
Emra, Andy (1978-10-16)
Ender, (0000-00-00)
Erkens, Toni (1971-06-15)
Erskine, Hannah (1989-01-01)
Esquivel, Alejandra (1987-10-06)
Evans, Beth (1986-08-30)
Evans, Gaz (1963-07-13)
Evans, Matthew (1975-03-13)
Evanson, Pete (1965-12-23)
Eve, Mary (1955-12-21)
Evil, J (1975-12-04)
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DISPOSAL
I want to be buried in the cemetery opposite my house, preferably where I can see it, although the bit right in front of my house is full of really, really, really old graves. And nowhere near the baby graves, please. Not cremation. And I want a big marble headstone, please.

COFFIN
Something really, really bloody comfortable. Padded. Two pillows and a big king size quilt.

RELIGION
I went to a Catholic school and realised that religion is a big fat steaming pile of poo.

GUESTS
Everyone.

MUSIC
Mr Brightside, Take Me Out and Into The West from the LOTR soundtrack.

READINGS
Hmm. Nothing.

EPITAPH
'Hana: Perving off into the sunset.'

OBITUARY
A perv. A big, big, big perv, but funny.

OTHER
Everyone I knew.