Kristyn Edgar is preparing to die.

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Eade, David (1982-08-18)
Edgar, Kristyn (1991-07-27)
EDGAR, MATTHEW (1967-12-22)
Edmonds Jr., Thomas (1973-01-11)
Eduardo, Al (1974-01-16)
Edwards, Daphne (1931-12-09)
Edwards, Dominic (1972-08-06)
Edwards, Kevin (1986-04-30)
Edwards, Lee (1974-05-11)
Edwards, Martin (1969-09-19)
Edwards, Paul (1980-02-12)
Eevers, Tijs (1990-04-20)
Egan, Simon (1967-02-27)
Eight, Jamie (1991-06-20)
Ekins, Stu (1974-11-16)
Ekstrand, Ola (1974-06-21)
Elbow, Mr. (1991-09-19)
Eldred, Paige (1992-09-06)
Elizabeth, Kelly (1989-01-01)
Elliott, Karl (1972-12-11)
Ellis, Steve (1966-10-28)
EmbryncCel, Ded (1987-10-24)
Emo!! Girl, Princess (1995-10-29)
Emra, Andy (1978-10-16)
Ender, (0000-00-00)
Erkens, Toni (1971-06-15)
Erskine, Hannah (1989-01-01)
Esquivel, Alejandra (1987-10-06)
Evans, Beth (1986-08-30)
Evans, Gaz (1963-07-13)
Evans, Matthew (1975-03-13)
Evanson, Pete (1965-12-23)
Eve, Mary (1955-12-21)
Evil, J (1975-12-04)
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DISPOSAL
I want cremated. And my ashes are to be hidden in someone's food so I atleast have a CHANCE of taking someone down with me.

COFFIN
I requested cremation, but if for some reason people decide not to burn my body and to instead stick it inside a box and bury it underground for safe-keeping, I would like my coffin to be my room. That's right; the whole room is to be ripped right off the house and I'm to be buried in it with all the stuff that is currently in there.

RELIGION
I want a Christian funeral....although I'm not a model Christian. Am I even spelling Christian right?

GUESTS


MUSIC
"In the Arms of the Angel" by Sarah McLachlen or "Winterborn" by The Cruxshadows. Or maybe "Possum King" by the Toadies.

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EPITAPH


OBITUARY
Kristyn Edgar lived a sad life. She was born in West Virginia, raised in West Virginia, and, you guessed it, LIVED HER WHOLE LIFE IN GODDAMN WEST VIRGINIA. -ahem- When she died in the very tragic flossing accident )the floss became possessed and strangled her to death), her father commented "Oh." her mother said "No!" and her sister said "WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY ROOM WITH THAT VIDEO CAMERA!? TAKE YOUR STUPID INTERVIEW EQUIPMENT AND GET OUT!! AND CLSOE THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT, TOO!"

OTHER
Bury Fuzzy with me. And 26 bars of dark chocolate.