J Evil is preparing to die.

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Eade, David (1982-08-18)
Edgar, Kristyn (1991-07-27)
EDGAR, MATTHEW (1967-12-22)
Edmonds Jr., Thomas (1973-01-11)
Eduardo, Al (1974-01-16)
Edwards, Daphne (1931-12-09)
Edwards, Dominic (1972-08-06)
Edwards, Kevin (1986-04-30)
Edwards, Lee (1974-05-11)
Edwards, Martin (1969-09-19)
Edwards, Paul (1980-02-12)
Eevers, Tijs (1990-04-20)
Egan, Simon (1967-02-27)
Eight, Jamie (1991-06-20)
Ekins, Stu (1974-11-16)
Ekstrand, Ola (1974-06-21)
Elbow, Mr. (1991-09-19)
Eldred, Paige (1992-09-06)
Elizabeth, Kelly (1989-01-01)
Elliott, Karl (1972-12-11)
Ellis, Steve (1966-10-28)
EmbryncCel, Ded (1987-10-24)
Emo!! Girl, Princess (1995-10-29)
Emra, Andy (1978-10-16)
Ender, (0000-00-00)
Erkens, Toni (1971-06-15)
Erskine, Hannah (1989-01-01)
Esquivel, Alejandra (1987-10-06)
Evans, Beth (1986-08-30)
Evans, Gaz (1963-07-13)
Evans, Matthew (1975-03-13)
Evanson, Pete (1965-12-23)
Eve, Mary (1955-12-21)
Evil, J (1975-12-04)
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DISPOSAL
I want to be buried facing down, then 4 weeks later, dug up and burned, cheers.

COFFIN
As long as its long enough to hold me, I dont care just make sure its nice.

RELIGION
My faith lies in my head....to all you who have pushed religion.....i've seen the light......and it aint on....HA HA HA HA HA..i get the last laugh.

GUESTS
I want everyone in England at my funneral, who ever doesn't turn up....I will haunt you.

MUSIC
Powerslave by Iron Maiden

READINGS
I would like the whole bible read......twice

EPITAPH
Here I lie...please mind the flowers.

OBITUARY
I would like to thank my kids for making me grey so early, and my wife for giving me Utter Stress Syndrome. My best mate Justin for being so evil i'm bound to end up in hell(oh well....at least its warmer). Mum & Dad for being my parents....nuff said. And all my adoring fans...i'll miss you alll.

OTHER
I would like my sock which lives under the bed to bury me....Thanx.