Nianjin & Frogmella is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
after traveling 10 miles down the mississppi their kayak hit a bunch of leathal jagged dangerouse killing rocks that have killed many others before them. including some of the worlds most intrepids people. The rocks (most deadly) caused the boat to sink down into the jaws of a waiting shark were their freshly deceased bodies (and the squirrel) were eaten.

COFFIN
Nianjins kayak was rather extreme, it was made out of rat droppings and beanos papier mache'de together. She was always into recycling. However Frogmella's Kayak was of the fluffier variety as it was made of woven chinchilla fluff and the insides of her snowboots (so fluffy!). They each had a ceremonial candle stuck to the stern, Nianjins was in the shape of an Elephant and Frogmellas was the shape of a Frog.

RELIGION
Nianjin & Frogmella were devout Buddhists. They lived in the alps in switzerland in a small Buddhist camp which was the shape of a lotus flower. they ate very little and only wore a simple orange robe around their bodies! They would go kayaking daily in the small river by their temple. And one day they caught a fish by killing it with the stern of the kayak and they weeped and weeped over the death of flipper (as they called it)'s death

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OBITUARY
Nianjin and Frogmella were very devout as you will read on later. One love of theirs was yoga. They would spend many hours bent up in extremely uncomfortable positions unfortunately one day Nianjins neck cord broke paralysing her immediately and leaving her dead as a dog. Frogmella later (about 1 1/2 hours later) came in to the yoga room also for a bit of light body torture. She was blinded by her hair at such an unfortunate moment as to trip over the deceased body of Nianjin and smash her face straight into a vase. It was a pretty vase and was made of crystal, it was these shards of crystal that stuck in her brain and left her very much like her friend Nianjin.

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They would have liked to have the whole Buddhist community standing on the riverbank or watching through a television connection to bid them farewell on their journey to another life.