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a bit like coals to newcastle, eh? well then "My Foolish Heart"(circa 1923) in a slow tempo.but none of mine please it would be rude I have imposed enough on people in life, if the band or whoever doesn't know My Foolish heart, you could perhaps substitute "A Nightingale Sang in Berkley Square" -poor harry, drank himself to death after john got offed, what a voice, and Oona now with six kids I guess it'll be alright -there's money in the retreds and he always said she had a lotta soul which she got from dodging bombs in belfast, but I still miss them both

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Alfred Forrester (Alfred Lutwidge Forrester, The ALF) was the pen name of Leon Close an American of indeterminant race, who wrote a series of novels thoughout the 1970's and 80's recounting his alleged experiences as an alien who had been transported to Planet Earth approximately fourty thousand years ago. Give the potential scope of his travels he seemed to never come across anyone of importance. His tales are generally humorless,although some find his curmudgeon personna, where he insisted he wanted nothing but to return to his homeworld, amusing, as exemplified by his constantly repeated motto,"Life Stinks" A typical example was when he was suppossed to have said to Jesus, immediately before the crucifixition, "Christ, It ain't worth it." Jesus, like nearly everyone, did not take his advice. He lived for many years with his common law wife, Norma Deren. His place of internment is not known.

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