Elvis Fontenot is preparing to die.

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Fahy, Robert (1982-12-16)
Fajita, Burnt (1967-02-29)
Fallon-cousins, Kate (1980-09-18)
Fang, Nemesis (1989-03-30)
Farley, Mark (1976-10-04)
Feehan, Kerry (1984-10-15)
Feigen, Ross (1996-01-01)
Felz, Ari (1978-06-21)
Fennell, Sara (1983-10-05)
Ferguson, John (1970-03-18)
Ferguson, Lucy (1992-12-03)
Ferris, Rob (1980-02-20)
Fghjydf, Bob (1982-01-26)
Ficha, Ficha (1983-06-08)
Filer, Jennie (1981-11-01)
Filkovic, Filip (1983-06-08)
Finkel, Ken (1966-01-17)
Firth, Heather (1963-06-28)
Fisher, Jer (1953-02-10)
Fisher, Simon (1963-11-18)
FitzGerald, Ronan (1975-07-01)
Fitzhugh, Ben (1979-09-04)
Flaherty , Kath (1963-10-06)
Flame, Cable (1982-05-20)
Flores, Edgar (1993-04-03)
Followill, James (1991-04-06)
Fontenot, Elvis (1961-09-29)
Forever, Teen (1990-08-13)
Forrester, Alfred (1953-09-21)
Forsyth, Julie (1973-11-27)
Forte, Mariano (1992-03-03)
Foster, David (1979-11-08)
Foster-bevan, Luke (1975-06-18)
Fowle, Mic (1984-12-15)
Fowle, Tor (1977-06-26)
Francis, Kerri (1977-04-09)
Franken, Joyce (1979-03-19)
Franklin, Frank (1999-09-09)
Fraser, Steve (1964-01-24)
Frausto, Marlon J (1987-12-29)
Frieden, Marie-Lou (1989-07-25)
Frogmella, Nianjin & (0000-00-00)
Frost, Nick (1974-10-06)
Fryer, Vicky (1982-04-11)
Fuqua, Jennifer (1979-09-30)
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DISPOSAL
I want to have my DNA preserved so that I can be cloned, alongside the reconstituted Jane Austen. Our clones can then shag for our mutual benefit.Burial on the centre spot of Vale Park, Burslem, please.

COFFIN
Bury me in a box which is a facsimile of the Ramones first LP. Only in 3D.

RELIGION
Sorry God.

GUESTS
Anyone and everyone can come, especially the ones who were not nice to me,so that they can feel really bad about how they treated me.Especially Lisa Stott.

MUSIC
Fuck Off - Wayne County and the Electric Chairs.

READINGS
Rage, rage, against the dying of the light - that one.

EPITAPH
He was fucking gorgeous, you know and deserved a lot more sex in his lifetime...

OBITUARY
He had a go, he meant well, but he was crap.

OTHER
I want a New Orleans street funeral. In Hanley