sofia gonzales is preparing to die.

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G, G (1955-09-01)
G, Nick (1990-09-26)
G., Rekky (1990-04-14)
Gacia, PAULA (1973-08-02)
Gage, Nick (1974-08-12)
Gage, Nick (1974-08-12)
Gahdoffkoehrn, Katie (1986-03-09)
GALL, JEFFREY (1941-06-19)
Gallegos, Gabby (1970-06-20)
Gamble, Carl (1976-03-03)
Garcia, Paula (1973-08-02)
Garcia, Rick (1982-07-05)
Garden, John (1975-06-09)
Garden, Rose (1986-03-10)
Gardiner, Ian (1979-10-20)
Gardner, Aneirin (1987-10-26)
Garika, G (1986-04-20)
Gassmann, Alexander (1988-02-26)
Genzler, Martin (1976-02-04)
George, Gavin (1989-04-03)
George, Sashell (1983-05-13)
George, Zeaus (1978-06-20)
Gervaise Brazier, Jim (1976-06-05)
Gibson, Sophie (1990-12-21)
Gil, Diana (1991-01-04)
Gilbert, Jon (1972-03-08)
Gill, Reggie (1978-12-25)
Gill-Harrison, Kelvin (1977-05-30)
Gillespie, Bobby (1962-06-22)
Gilliam, Stephanie (1986-05-10)
Gillies, Rod (1970-05-23)
Gilmour, Christopher (1978-12-12)
Gimpo, Gimpo (1962-04-26)
Glenn, Jennifer (1986-05-10)
Gnihton Eht, The Nothing (1983-03-02)
Goede, Kathryn (1972-05-26)
Goldman, Eyal (1977-07-02)
Goldstein, Yuval (1978-05-07)
Gommon, Ed (1978-10-19)
Gonzales, Sofia (1978-05-30)
Goodman, Ross (2006-04-23)
Goodway, Beth (1990-07-23)
Gordon, Mart (1975-08-06)
Gorton, Nicholas (1971-10-27)
Gow, Alan (1973-12-11)
Gow, Charlotte (1979-04-05)
Goyal, Gourav (1992-02-24)
Goyal, Sandeep (1979-10-30)
Gradwell, Patrick (1974-01-16)
Graham, Phillip (1968-10-24)
Grange, Holly (1985-08-15)
Grant, Alyssa (1990-11-11)
Grant, Chris (1972-08-23)
Grant, Hijinio (1988-12-05)
Grant, Scott (1973-06-16)
Graves-johnston, Andrew Richard (1960-02-29)
Gray, Chris (1972-03-10)
Gray, Jackie (1986-02-27)
Gray, Patrick (1972-09-16)
Grears, Chris (1981-11-10)
Green, Dave (1973-06-04)
GREEN, DAVID (1973-06-04)
Green, Joshua (1980-05-26)
Green, Steve (1975-10-29)
Griffin, Carol (1983-11-07)
Guativa, Mauricio (1992-01-24)
Guest, John (1971-12-23)
Gul, Gulraiz (1985-10-24)
Gunning, Erin (1957-10-07)
Gura, Jemma (1972-09-09)
Guthrie, Blake (2007-05-07)
Guy, Ian (1963-10-29)
Gwyer, Matt (1989-12-03)
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DISPOSAL
i dont particularly want to be put in a coffin. if i could perhaps be mummified? wrap me snug so my bits dont fall out!

COFFIN
if cant give me a proper mummification, please make me a coffin and mausoleum big enough to accomodate all my earthly possessions...im taking it with me. mother, im serious. dont you DARE bury me without my posters and Lps. ill need a carton of cigs for "the other side", a bottle of wild turkey rare breed, mr frumpkins and chauncey love-pig. can't sleep without em.

RELIGION
when i was baptised a bolt of lightening struck the church! there's symbolism for you! i WAS confirmed. not by choice though! my parents promised me tickets to the cure if i just went along with it... i have no religious convictions! NONE! im agnostic as anything! give me last rites and ill be mad as hell!

GUESTS
i only want my closest family and friends to attend. i dont want family members there that i never see. i dont want exboyfriends attending unless they plan to weep and wail for the loss of what they could've had. assholes... no "acquaintances" either! if those gloomy bastards want to attend a funeral it blummin well better be someone else's. if theres any question about who should be there, let me know now and ill remember to send out personal goddamned invitations

MUSIC
music at my funeral is serious damn business. stray not from this list, lest you're willing to deeply offend the dead. My Bloody Valentine- When You Sleep Motorhead- Killed By Death Fugazi- Last Chance For A Slow Dance Los Lobos- When the Circus Comes The Cure- Just Like Heaven Bad Brains- Jah Calling John Coltrane- Equinox Modest Mouse- Workin' on Leavin' the Livin' Tom Waits- Innocent When You Dream Sex Pistols- Frigging In The Rigging Twin Peaks Sdtrk- Sycamore Trees and lastly, Johnny Thunders- You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Memory

READINGS
chapters 20 and 21 of The Little Prince, a small bit from Catcher In The Rye, and Weetzie Bat

EPITAPH
Sofia 1978-???? daughter, wife, mother, sister, and muse (ahem). 'you sunk my battleship'.

OBITUARY
Sofia Ofelia-Francesca Gonzales! born on a warm and balmy day in may, 1978...Tsk. ...that really the way an obituary should begin? i mean really--lets begin with all the EPIC-NESS of my life! the wild lusty affairs! the melodrama! the efficient naps!!! christ, she was a moody one, wasn't she? but believe it or not, she did TRY to be a good person (not that any of it matters now.) she is survived by her mom, dad, brother, whomever she happened to be bopping at the time, and all the asshat exboyfriends she accumulated over the years. those she really did love know who they are. the rest of you can go to hell. i never liked you anyway...

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