Heather Hutchinson is preparing to die.

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H, Joshua (1980-02-20)
H, T (1991-12-14)
H, T (1991-12-14)
Hackenbush, Steve (1965-07-23)
Hagberg, Niklas (1987-01-16)
Hagström, Håkan (1978-02-25)
Hala, Hala (1984-11-18)
Hall, Adrian (1963-08-24)
Hall, Graeme (1981-09-07)
Hallam, Giles (1973-08-02)
Hallard, Mark (1980-02-09)
Hamilton, Lee (1970-09-17)
Hancox, Paul (1975-07-21)
Hand, Jacob (1979-02-18)
Hannigan, Mick (1953-04-28)
Hansen, Natalie (1982-12-16)
Harald, Bjorn (1973-05-06)
Hargraves, Ken (1973-09-02)
Harland, Joe (1973-05-19)
Harling, Craig (1968-06-03)
Harris, Jaded (1988-06-30)
Harris, Ruth (1985-04-11)
Harrison, Paul (1969-05-19)
Harvey, Suzanne (1983-10-01)
Hatfanny, Potato (1900-06-06)
Haumann, David (1954-02-01)
Haworth, Dave (1959-12-05)
Hay, Jack (1989-05-28)
Hayes, Dani (1990-08-31)
Haysom, Samantha (1985-10-09)
Healey, Alix (1984-08-24)
Heaven, Mansun (1978-08-03)
Heijmans, Thomas (1975-11-11)
Herrera, Anabel (1988-05-10)
Herridge, Neil (1983-09-25)
Heslop, Ben (1979-10-29)
Hi, Ho (1994-02-04)
Hickey, David (1960-04-02)
Hickey, Michael (1981-02-07)
Higgins, Shaun (1989-10-08)
Higginson, Katie (1983-04-01)
Higginson, Rod (1954-03-13)
Higginson, Stu (1971-07-05)
Hilken, Rob (1977-08-17)
Hill, Becky (1990-08-23)
Hill, Mark (1979-07-30)
Hinton, Andrew (1974-07-30)
Hitomi, Aome Hitomi (1986-03-10)
Hobday, Aaron (1991-06-28)
Hodgins, Spanky (1975-12-15)
Hoevenberg, Jeroen (1978-05-18)
Hoffman, Chris (1963-10-27)
Holland, Charles (1969-05-20)
Holman, Zachary "Perfect" (1979-08-15)
Hopkins, Rich (1962-01-11)
Hornby, Matthew (1991-05-26)
Hosick, Simon (1977-06-25)
Hoskins, David (1975-08-15)
Hotelling, George (1979-01-20)
Houston, Jacqueline (1970-01-20)
Howard, Colin (1970-09-27)
Howat, Simon (1967-08-24)
Howes, Samantha (1978-07-04)
Howie, Scott (1970-09-12)
Hubley, Christopher (1984-09-11)
Huddleston, Colt (1984-03-30)
HUdson, Misty D. (1976-12-28)
Huggan, Don (1957-06-10)
Huggett, Stuart (1973-06-06)
Hughes, Derek (1949-10-29)
Hughes, Pete (1970-04-21)
Hulsebos, Frank (1963-08-19)
Hume, David (1984-02-06)
Hume, Lee (1973-08-30)
Hume, Tom (1973-09-22)
Hummel, Antoine (1984-08-11)
Humphries, James (1977-06-10)
Hunter, John (1977-10-21)
Hurley, Cait (1970-02-13)
Hurlow-Hannah, Elizabeth (1941-11-12)
Hurst, Pete (1965-12-23)
Hutchinson, Heather (1973-04-24)
Huzzah, Hubert (1848-04-23)
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DISPOSAL
I want to be placed on a funeral pyre by the sea and burned like the poet Shelley. Like Shelley, I would also like my heart removed and kept by my beloved. I would like my ashed scattered thusly: some on the grave of Vincent van Gogh, some in the sea, the rest can be disposed of/kept/made into jewellery by whomever wants to.

COFFIN
As I will be burned on a pyre, wrap me in a nice orange mulin, crepey thing.

RELIGION
Even though I was once a born-again Xian, I've since rejected it. Anyone can read whatever they like, but I don't want an overtly religious theme. Tends to overshadow the dead and becomes a prostelizing sermon.

GUESTS
Gosh, where to begin? Circus Mel, Devon, Cohost Steve, Dad, Mom, all other family and friends. As I'll be a famous writer/chanteuse by the time I die, all my fans are welcome. If there are so many that I need to lie in state for a few days, so be it. I'd like a professional wailer to be present, as well.

MUSIC
"Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night" by John Cale; "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley ; "Weeping Song" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds; and for the procession, "The Power of Love" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

READINGS
Surprise me. Whatever people think would be appropriate. Scratch that - not appropriate but relevant. Also, I hate funerals where the deceased is turned into a saint. Be funny, speak about what irritated you about me. Make it a good tribute to my life. Good tributes aren't glossed over lies.

EPITAPH
Amicule, deciliæ, num is sum mentiar tibi?

OBITUARY
Heather was a bitter, twisted soul, but well loved by many who should have known better. She began her life in a rank little city in Northern Canada and eventually ended up travelling the world, performing with her cabaret/rock/klezmer band "Ugly Stories". She eventually settled in New York City, where she entertained a great number of lovers and wrote many best-selling books about crime and disfigured romantic heros. Heather's service will be held at Snow White's Sombre Funeral Palace in Queens. Bring your own balloons and musical instruments.

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