potato hatfanny is preparing to die.

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H, Joshua (1980-02-20)
H, T (1991-12-14)
H, T (1991-12-14)
Hackenbush, Steve (1965-07-23)
Hagberg, Niklas (1987-01-16)
Hagström, Håkan (1978-02-25)
Hala, Hala (1984-11-18)
Hall, Adrian (1963-08-24)
Hall, Graeme (1981-09-07)
Hallam, Giles (1973-08-02)
Hallard, Mark (1980-02-09)
Hamilton, Lee (1970-09-17)
Hancox, Paul (1975-07-21)
Hand, Jacob (1979-02-18)
Hannigan, Mick (1953-04-28)
Hansen, Natalie (1982-12-16)
Harald, Bjorn (1973-05-06)
Hargraves, Ken (1973-09-02)
Harland, Joe (1973-05-19)
Harling, Craig (1968-06-03)
Harris, Jaded (1988-06-30)
Harris, Ruth (1985-04-11)
Harrison, Paul (1969-05-19)
Harvey, Suzanne (1983-10-01)
Hatfanny, Potato (1900-06-06)
Haumann, David (1954-02-01)
Haworth, Dave (1959-12-05)
Hay, Jack (1989-05-28)
Hayes, Dani (1990-08-31)
Haysom, Samantha (1985-10-09)
Healey, Alix (1984-08-24)
Heaven, Mansun (1978-08-03)
Heijmans, Thomas (1975-11-11)
Herrera, Anabel (1988-05-10)
Herridge, Neil (1983-09-25)
Heslop, Ben (1979-10-29)
Hi, Ho (1994-02-04)
Hickey, David (1960-04-02)
Hickey, Michael (1981-02-07)
Higgins, Shaun (1989-10-08)
Higginson, Katie (1983-04-01)
Higginson, Rod (1954-03-13)
Higginson, Stu (1971-07-05)
Hilken, Rob (1977-08-17)
Hill, Becky (1990-08-23)
Hill, Mark (1979-07-30)
Hinton, Andrew (1974-07-30)
Hitomi, Aome Hitomi (1986-03-10)
Hobday, Aaron (1991-06-28)
Hodgins, Spanky (1975-12-15)
Hoevenberg, Jeroen (1978-05-18)
Hoffman, Chris (1963-10-27)
Holland, Charles (1969-05-20)
Holman, Zachary "Perfect" (1979-08-15)
Hopkins, Rich (1962-01-11)
Hornby, Matthew (1991-05-26)
Hosick, Simon (1977-06-25)
Hoskins, David (1975-08-15)
Hotelling, George (1979-01-20)
Houston, Jacqueline (1970-01-20)
Howard, Colin (1970-09-27)
Howat, Simon (1967-08-24)
Howes, Samantha (1978-07-04)
Howie, Scott (1970-09-12)
Hubley, Christopher (1984-09-11)
Huddleston, Colt (1984-03-30)
HUdson, Misty D. (1976-12-28)
Huggan, Don (1957-06-10)
Huggett, Stuart (1973-06-06)
Hughes, Derek (1949-10-29)
Hughes, Pete (1970-04-21)
Hulsebos, Frank (1963-08-19)
Hume, David (1984-02-06)
Hume, Lee (1973-08-30)
Hume, Tom (1973-09-22)
Hummel, Antoine (1984-08-11)
Humphries, James (1977-06-10)
Hunter, John (1977-10-21)
Hurley, Cait (1970-02-13)
Hurlow-Hannah, Elizabeth (1941-11-12)
Hurst, Pete (1965-12-23)
Hutchinson, Heather (1973-04-24)
Huzzah, Hubert (1848-04-23)
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DISPOSAL
Burn me up and put me in people I dislike's shampoos. This will take some effort, so be covert.

COFFIN
I want a yellow Saran wrap cover for a coffin. Make sure it's tight, I want to show off my ass. Who cares if I'm dead? Eh? Eh? You? Leave!

RELIGION
I'm not much for the religion, for you see, I missed the day when they were serving Kool-Aid at the last one.

GUESTS
Ava Mes parents Tori Olivia Alex Michael Molly Andrea Megan Bailey Melissa Zach Kristyn Jackie Sam Forrest Evan Darus Brandon Stephanie Holly Dave Jodi Shawn Sean M. Mary Nick Matt Alesa Sara and anyone else willing to bring a banjo. Do not let Hannah, Jordan, Elena, Emma, Cienna, Sam, Sam K., or any other neighbors not listed in. If I don't know them, they can bloody well piss off, I'm paying for the food.

MUSIC
I want everyone to bring a banjo and have at it!

READINGS
Read the Trainspotting poster...aloud! And then the Jedi code...and the introductions to all 6 movies.

EPITAPH
egh, why bother?

OBITUARY
She fell off her roof while putting up some spectacularly ugly Christmas decorations, or she died of shock when she saw her credit card bill after her shopping spree at D&G.

OTHER
Ewan McGregor, get him to show up...yea.