Zachary "Perfect" Holman is preparing to die.

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Hackenbush, Steve (1965-07-23)
Hagberg, Niklas (1987-01-16)
Hagström, Håkan (1978-02-25)
Hala, Hala (1984-11-18)
Hall, Adrian (1963-08-24)
Hall, Graeme (1981-09-07)
Hallam, Giles (1973-08-02)
Hallard, Mark (1980-02-09)
Hamilton, Lee (1970-09-17)
Hancox, Paul (1975-07-21)
Hand, Jacob (1979-02-18)
Hannigan, Mick (1953-04-28)
Hansen, Natalie (1982-12-16)
Harald, Bjorn (1973-05-06)
Hargraves, Ken (1973-09-02)
Harland, Joe (1973-05-19)
Harling, Craig (1968-06-03)
Harris, Jaded (1988-06-30)
Harris, Ruth (1985-04-11)
Harrison, Paul (1969-05-19)
Harvey, Suzanne (1983-10-01)
Hatfanny, Potato (1900-06-06)
Haumann, David (1954-02-01)
Haworth, Dave (1959-12-05)
Hay, Jack (1989-05-28)
Hayes, Dani (1990-08-31)
Haysom, Samantha (1985-10-09)
Healey, Alix (1984-08-24)
Heaven, Mansun (1978-08-03)
Heijmans, Thomas (1975-11-11)
Herrera, Anabel (1988-05-10)
Herridge, Neil (1983-09-25)
Heslop, Ben (1979-10-29)
Hi, Ho (1994-02-04)
Hickey, David (1960-04-02)
Hickey, Michael (1981-02-07)
Higgins, Shaun (1989-10-08)
Higginson, Katie (1983-04-01)
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Hinton, Andrew (1974-07-30)
Hitomi, Aome Hitomi (1986-03-10)
Hobday, Aaron (1991-06-28)
Hodgins, Spanky (1975-12-15)
Hoevenberg, Jeroen (1978-05-18)
Hoffman, Chris (1963-10-27)
Holland, Charles (1969-05-20)
Holman, Zachary "Perfect" (1979-08-15)
Hopkins, Rich (1962-01-11)
Hornby, Matthew (1991-05-26)
Hosick, Simon (1977-06-25)
Hoskins, David (1975-08-15)
Hotelling, George (1979-01-20)
Houston, Jacqueline (1970-01-20)
Howard, Colin (1970-09-27)
Howat, Simon (1967-08-24)
Howes, Samantha (1978-07-04)
Howie, Scott (1970-09-12)
Hubley, Christopher (1984-09-11)
Huddleston, Colt (1984-03-30)
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Huggett, Stuart (1973-06-06)
Hughes, Derek (1949-10-29)
Hughes, Pete (1970-04-21)
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Hume, Lee (1973-08-30)
Hume, Tom (1973-09-22)
Hummel, Antoine (1984-08-11)
Humphries, James (1977-06-10)
Hunter, John (1977-10-21)
Hurley, Cait (1970-02-13)
Hurlow-Hannah, Elizabeth (1941-11-12)
Hurst, Pete (1965-12-23)
Hutchinson, Heather (1973-04-24)
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DISPOSAL
Umm...dedicate a park to me. A nice one with some pretty trees. Near a forest or something. It should be in Cincinnati. Burn my body and sprinkle the ashes there. There you go.

COFFIN
Style. A lot of it. I'm thinking I want a 50's deco theme for my funeral stuff. when I die, I want the world to be 'groovy'. There you go.

RELIGION
I'm pretty sure that we all more or less had the wrong idea. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, and Andre The Giant Has a Posse

GUESTS
Everyone must come to the proceedings, first of all. Paying lots of people that never knew me to show up and weep for everyone is a good idea. I want my friends and family to pary, while the hired mourners weep for them. Is this relatively clear? HAPPY funeral. Let the hired people do the weeping. Maybe some out of work actors? I mean no less than 50 of these people.

MUSIC
I want everyone I've ever known to think of a really happy song and have it played at my funeral. Alternately, Tapes of my Radio shows would be ok as well. Hip Hop, Ska, Funk, hard core, and los lobos, are a must, I think. None of this terrible church music.

READINGS
A few passages from Chuang-Tzu, a few passages from the Tao Te Ching, and a few passages from The Hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy. Also, anything anyone else wants to add is ok.

EPITAPH
He sure is dead. My friends and family will take care of whatever else needs to be said. Though if ya'll talk shit, I'm coming back to get you. Strike from beyond the grave? Ian knows what I'm talking about.

OBITUARY
Damn He Was HardCore.

OTHER
If Eric Mersmann isn't the one conducting my funeral, then it had better be Collin, Ian, Jake, or any of my friends. My friends will take care of me. Edbonyx Crew for life. And apparently, for death.