Dani Hayes is preparing to die.

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H, Joshua (1980-02-20)
H, T (1991-12-14)
H, T (1991-12-14)
Hackenbush, Steve (1965-07-23)
Hagberg, Niklas (1987-01-16)
Hagström, Håkan (1978-02-25)
Hala, Hala (1984-11-18)
Hall, Adrian (1963-08-24)
Hall, Graeme (1981-09-07)
Hallam, Giles (1973-08-02)
Hallard, Mark (1980-02-09)
Hamilton, Lee (1970-09-17)
Hancox, Paul (1975-07-21)
Hand, Jacob (1979-02-18)
Hannigan, Mick (1953-04-28)
Hansen, Natalie (1982-12-16)
Harald, Bjorn (1973-05-06)
Hargraves, Ken (1973-09-02)
Harland, Joe (1973-05-19)
Harling, Craig (1968-06-03)
Harris, Jaded (1988-06-30)
Harris, Ruth (1985-04-11)
Harrison, Paul (1969-05-19)
Harvey, Suzanne (1983-10-01)
Hatfanny, Potato (1900-06-06)
Haumann, David (1954-02-01)
Haworth, Dave (1959-12-05)
Hay, Jack (1989-05-28)
Hayes, Dani (1990-08-31)
Haysom, Samantha (1985-10-09)
Healey, Alix (1984-08-24)
Heaven, Mansun (1978-08-03)
Heijmans, Thomas (1975-11-11)
Herrera, Anabel (1988-05-10)
Herridge, Neil (1983-09-25)
Heslop, Ben (1979-10-29)
Hi, Ho (1994-02-04)
Hickey, David (1960-04-02)
Hickey, Michael (1981-02-07)
Higgins, Shaun (1989-10-08)
Higginson, Katie (1983-04-01)
Higginson, Rod (1954-03-13)
Higginson, Stu (1971-07-05)
Hilken, Rob (1977-08-17)
Hill, Becky (1990-08-23)
Hill, Mark (1979-07-30)
Hinton, Andrew (1974-07-30)
Hitomi, Aome Hitomi (1986-03-10)
Hobday, Aaron (1991-06-28)
Hodgins, Spanky (1975-12-15)
Hoevenberg, Jeroen (1978-05-18)
Hoffman, Chris (1963-10-27)
Holland, Charles (1969-05-20)
Holman, Zachary "Perfect" (1979-08-15)
Hopkins, Rich (1962-01-11)
Hornby, Matthew (1991-05-26)
Hosick, Simon (1977-06-25)
Hoskins, David (1975-08-15)
Hotelling, George (1979-01-20)
Houston, Jacqueline (1970-01-20)
Howard, Colin (1970-09-27)
Howat, Simon (1967-08-24)
Howes, Samantha (1978-07-04)
Howie, Scott (1970-09-12)
Hubley, Christopher (1984-09-11)
Huddleston, Colt (1984-03-30)
HUdson, Misty D. (1976-12-28)
Huggan, Don (1957-06-10)
Huggett, Stuart (1973-06-06)
Hughes, Derek (1949-10-29)
Hughes, Pete (1970-04-21)
Hulsebos, Frank (1963-08-19)
Hume, David (1984-02-06)
Hume, Lee (1973-08-30)
Hume, Tom (1973-09-22)
Hummel, Antoine (1984-08-11)
Humphries, James (1977-06-10)
Hunter, John (1977-10-21)
Hurley, Cait (1970-02-13)
Hurlow-Hannah, Elizabeth (1941-11-12)
Hurst, Pete (1965-12-23)
Hutchinson, Heather (1973-04-24)
Huzzah, Hubert (1848-04-23)
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DISPOSAL
Burial, but I was also thinking about putting my body up for organ and tissue donation. I don't know what the policy is on what to do with the body after they are done with it.

COFFIN
I don't think I'll be needing anything flashy and expensive. Just the basic coffin will do.

RELIGION
Doubt there'll be any sense in the deathbed part. My death will probably so quick I won't be able to see it. As far as the funeral goes, I don't want one. Instead, I want a party. Those who knew me when I was alive would know that I wouldn't like having people cry, especially not over me. I want them to celebrate my life and the good times we've shared, not mourn my passing.

GUESTS
My celebration will be an open one. Anyone may join.

MUSIC
I have a large collection of upbeat dance music and mix CDs in my closet. They can use those.

READINGS
Death is nothing at all. I have only slipped away into the next room. I am I, and you are you. Whatever we were to each other, that we are still. Call me by my old familiar name, speak to me in the easy way which you always used. Put no difference in your tone, wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow. Laugh as we have always laughed at the little jokes we enjoyed together. Play, smile, think of me, pray for me, Let my name be ever the household word that it always was. Let it be spoken without effect without the trace of a shadow on it, Life means all that it ever meant. It was the same as it ever was; there is unbroken continuity. What is this death but a negligible accident? Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight? I am waiting for you, for an interval, somewhere very near, just around the corner. All is well. -Henry Scott Holland I don't want anyone to read this. I'd probably just have it on some cards or something if any of the guests wants one.

EPITAPH
All Is One, One Is All.

OBITUARY
I want to be remembered as being a decent yet eccentric person with an even weirder sense of humor that has kept my friends and family laughing over the years.

OTHER
Formal dress is totally optional.