David Irvine is preparing to die.

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Ince, Russell John (1977-07-07)
Ingoldsby, Linus (1974-06-07)
Innes, Cecilia (1989-09-27)
Irvine, David (1979-11-16)
Isherwood, Don (1956-02-28)
Isteric, Rhys (1984-09-09)
Isteric, Rhys (1984-09-09)
Itall, Lived (1965-05-26)
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DISPOSAL
I would like to be cremated (after any usuable organs blood or otherwise useful to aid keeping alive another human being are salvaged). My remaining ashes must be kept safe until it is economically viable for a member of my family to travel into space,then my ashes are to be set free outside the earths orbit in a zero gravity enviroment.

COFFIN
Nothing fancy or expensive. Either something which is ecologically friendly would suit me best as i wish to be burned and not buried. Cardboard or recycled paper would be an ideal vessel for my final departure from this field of reality I am currently within whilst I am awake.

RELIGION
Non religious send off,as i have never accepted religion as being nothing more than mans own creation to obtain power and money over their fellow men. I have great respect towards Egyptian beliefs of planets,suns & gods and the stars so if anything was to be said at my send off regarding the latter- I would be greatfull but it is not important, but what is important is that my send off should include NO christian beliefs or religous or paganistic symbolism,readings,teachings or otherwise as I do not respect and never have done and so my soul shall rest. IN PEACE

GUESTS
Everyone should be free to attend my send off. All guests must not cause trouble or argue about things that may have upset them in the past. My send off will be a celebration of my life here in this reality and time and nothing else.

MUSIC
Moby - Natural blues

READINGS
Stuart Paterson (Ginge) - he can use any form of communication during my send off spoken,visually or otherwise, in either case I would like he to go first. Alistair Lamont - This man gets to say whatever he likes at my funeral and final departure - in doing so I want you to respect my wishes in letting him speak freely (even if it upsets you- which it might!) this mans last words to me will mean more to you all than you may ever realise. Eddy Montague - He says or choses whatever he likes for this part. m

EPITAPH
"My gran said lifes sweet and it was"

OBITUARY
I wish to be remembered whenever anyone stops to think ,or question their reality and the way in which their life has become part of any monitored,recorded excersise or used against them when they know they have done nothing wrong in the eyes of humanity itself.

OTHER
I did not mean to hurt anyone I have hurt during my time here and I love everything that ever was and has been part of my experience here during this time.