Olie Kay is preparing to die.

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K, B (1993-07-05)
K, Gee (1985-12-20)
K, Jennifer (1984-12-26)
K, Richard (1975-12-26)
K., Ina (1988-11-22)
Kamila, Heidi (1991-06-13)
Kapadi, Bechar Bhai (1989-06-25)
Kate, Sunflower (0000-00-00)
Kauhanen, Mat (1972-05-01)
Kaur, Amrit (1985-12-16)
Kawasaki, Emily (1981-02-13)
Kay, Brad (1964-05-23)
Kay, Olie (1987-08-06)
Kc, Nikhil (1985-06-03)
Kean, Ewan (1969-03-30)
Keller, Corey (1985-04-03)
Kelly, Gary Robert (1974-05-28)
Kennedy, Courtney (1983-06-12)
Kennedy, Niall (1975-11-02)
Kennington, Cheryl (1966-12-26)
Kenton, Will (1971-10-10)
Kenzo, Vinicius (1988-09-05)
Kimbell, Sara (1982-01-07)
Kinning, Ian (1977-02-13)
Kivistö, Henri (1979-01-22)
Knight, Tim (1973-01-20)
Knox, Dave (1966-05-06)
Koch, Ingmar (1966-07-28)
Konechny, Chris (1985-05-25)
Kontraktion, Lorenz (1966-03-01)
Krave, Kevin (1984-12-10)
Kristiansen, Eirik (1992-05-07)
Kufiyihh, Srtdy (1980-04-04)
Kuta, Dan (1978-06-06)
Kyser, Michelle (1983-05-11)
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DISPOSAL
Just don't leave it hanging around too long. I went to the funeral of my mum's friend, Keith a while ago. It was beautiful. I like that place.

COFFIN
I don't think I need a coffin. I don't think I really need to be on show...

RELIGION
I don't want religion in my funeral. I don't think there is a god, or indeed see why anyone would think there is one.

GUESTS
Everyone I ever loved, or those who loved me. All the girls I fancied. Those that I hated (I don't really hate anyone I don't think...) can come too. Why not? I'll be dead. Just no arguing - That's not allowed.

MUSIC
I was talking about my funeral music with Dylan the other day. I said 'To Build a Home' by the Cinematic Orchestra. I've been thinking since then... I don't think it's the one for me though... Shortlist: Gut Feeling (with Slap your Mammy) - Devo Hang onto Each Other - Silver Mt Zion From Which I came/Magic World - The Eels Liar Liar - The Castaways (I'd also like this played at my wedding, which I hope to live for) Gimmie Some More - Busta Rhymes Old Man - Neil Young Jaan Pehechaan Ho - Mohammed Rafi Rime Of the Ancient Mariner - Iron Maiden Any/all of these would do.

READINGS
Whilst reading a Murakami book (Hard boiled Wonderland) a few years ago I read something that felt profound to me at the time. I felt like I had to try to remember it. I got a big purple pen and circled it, even though it wasn't my book. That. Dylan has the book, or might remember what it says. I can't really remember what it said. Something like 'There are times when I have understanding... and sometimes when I loose my mind'. Something like that.

EPITAPH
I want my friends and family to go to a pub and get drunk, then come up with something at the end of the night. My friends who don't drink should have a little drink.

OBITUARY
See above.

OTHER
Have a party somewhere interesting.