Tim Knight is preparing to die.
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Wouldn't mind a funeral pyre - depending on the usual council pissing about, you should be able to use all the paperwork to build the pyre. :)
Otherwise, do a cremation as it's quick and clean - and considering how many ailments I've had in life, probably safer in the long run for the environment.
After that - I want my ashes to be scattered along the length of the TT course on the Isle of Man - preferably from a high-speed car.
Shouldn't need one if I'm off on a funeral pyre - but any plastic lined cardboard box from a supermarket will suffice until I get to the fire.
After much wandering about, it can be said that I have generated my own religion. Not one of beer, not one of dogma and not one of crusading. My beliefs are simple and relevant to the person that I am, and adapt to the new experiences that Life brings to me. (But if you need a label, then Neo-Paganism/Spiritualist is the closest match)
Life, the Universe and Everything can be summed up in one simple word - try applying it to everything that you see, and you'll get it one day - and the word is: Love.
Everyone is invited - seems I know a lot of people, even if I can't remember their names most of the time. So no exceptions, even people who I've slighted, pissed off or have pissed me off.
Anyone can come, there'll be free drinks!
Mainly music by Queen - the only band to get me through the dark times in my life.
The track list:
1) Queen - Keep Yourself Alive
2) Johnny Cash - Hurt
3) Queen - It's a Beautiful Day (Reprise) + Bonus tracks to go out on during the burning.
Unless I've died suddenly - I'll have written something from the heart for you all to read anyway.
Otherwise, read the first book from Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy - it says a lot about me.
Many mountains lay at my feet - most of them were flat - I climbed as many as I could and traveled with some of the best people in the world.
Climbing flat mountains is harder than you think, but the rewards are worth it.