Daniel Lee is preparing to die.

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L, Charlie (1976-01-11)
Laddermadness, Shy (1976-02-27)
Ladhams, Lindsey (1976-05-26)
Laguna, Trish (1978-12-07)
Landgraf, Theo (1974-07-18)
Lane, Polly (1988-09-18)
Lanning, Loretta (1958-07-16)
Lardot, Janne (1976-10-05)
Lasarev, Alex (1979-02-10)
Lassauer, Silvan (1974-12-19)
LastName, FirstName (1977-08-11)
Lau, Ki Chung (1986-04-04)
Laughton, Kev (1960-10-22)
Laundon, Sarah (1981-09-18)
Lautenbach, Cathy (1973-12-01)
Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06)
Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06)
Lawrinson, Martin (1972-10-24)
Le Cornu, Louise (1984-09-08)
Lea, Phil (1973-07-19)
Lear, Amanda (1980-08-20)
Lee, Daniel (1975-12-17)
Lee, Michael Lloyd (2003-07-27)
Lee, Sam (1991-02-04)
Leech, Johanna (1985-06-16)
LeRoc, Shane (1985-03-27)
Leung, Jackson (1950-12-30)
Lewis, Catherine (1967-09-08)
Lewis, Hanah (1987-10-29)
Li, Xao (1989-02-04)
Liette, Dafne (1991-06-09)
Lietz, Mike (1979-09-23)
Linjordet, Trond (1983-02-26)
Linton, Olle (1972-04-16)
Little, Andy (1974-03-03)
Lloyd, David (1983-01-17)
Lock, Michael (1976-05-05)
Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Longacre, Zach (1988-05-29)
Looman, Marcus (1972-08-25)
Lopez, Analopez (1988-10-10)
Lopezcely, GH (1977-02-10)
Lovebuzz, Sarah (1987-10-01)
Lowe, Kevin (1976-09-03)
Lund, Fiona (1968-11-20)
Lunn, Dave (1976-01-10)
Lusty, Christopher (1973-03-30)
Lyons, Christopher (1979-07-29)
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DISPOSAL
Whatever's cheap. I'm dead. I don't care. I no longer have the ability to care. Feel free to do something amusing with my corpse. If it makes you laugh, go ahead. No sex, though.

COFFIN
Cover me in donuts. Duct tape them to me.

RELIGION
I was a Quaker.

GUESTS
I want Bill Drummond there, and absolutely nobody else.

MUSIC
What the hell, make it "My Way" by the Sex Pistols.

READINGS
The lyrics to the following: Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" and Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant"

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OBITUARY
He was born. He drank. He cussed. He picked his nose. He farted in church. And now he's dead. You'll be dead one day. Have you farted in church while cussing, drinking, and picking your nose?

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