Christopher Lyons is preparing to die.

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L, Charlie (1976-01-11)
Laddermadness, Shy (1976-02-27)
Ladhams, Lindsey (1976-05-26)
Laguna, Trish (1978-12-07)
Landgraf, Theo (1974-07-18)
Lane, Polly (1988-09-18)
Lanning, Loretta (1958-07-16)
Lardot, Janne (1976-10-05)
Lasarev, Alex (1979-02-10)
Lassauer, Silvan (1974-12-19)
LastName, FirstName (1977-08-11)
Lau, Ki Chung (1986-04-04)
Laughton, Kev (1960-10-22)
Laundon, Sarah (1981-09-18)
Lautenbach, Cathy (1973-12-01)
Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06)
Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06)
Lawrinson, Martin (1972-10-24)
Le Cornu, Louise (1984-09-08)
Lea, Phil (1973-07-19)
Lear, Amanda (1980-08-20)
Lee, Daniel (1975-12-17)
Lee, Michael Lloyd (2003-07-27)
Lee, Sam (1991-02-04)
Leech, Johanna (1985-06-16)
LeRoc, Shane (1985-03-27)
Leung, Jackson (1950-12-30)
Lewis, Catherine (1967-09-08)
Lewis, Hanah (1987-10-29)
Li, Xao (1989-02-04)
Liette, Dafne (1991-06-09)
Lietz, Mike (1979-09-23)
Linjordet, Trond (1983-02-26)
Linton, Olle (1972-04-16)
Little, Andy (1974-03-03)
Lloyd, David (1983-01-17)
Lock, Michael (1976-05-05)
Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Longacre, Zach (1988-05-29)
Looman, Marcus (1972-08-25)
Lopez, Analopez (1988-10-10)
Lopezcely, GH (1977-02-10)
Lovebuzz, Sarah (1987-10-01)
Lowe, Kevin (1976-09-03)
Lund, Fiona (1968-11-20)
Lunn, Dave (1976-01-10)
Lusty, Christopher (1973-03-30)
Lyons, Christopher (1979-07-29)
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COFFIN
It would be good for me to have my corpse stuffed into some kind of pyramid coffin. Apparently, according to some Usbourne Children's Books thing, things in pyramids take ages to decay. It would be good if we could use my death to somehow prove or disprove this, with the aid of a small pen camera linked up to a webserver broadcasting live feeds of my rotting to the world.

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People I'd like to mourn at my funeral - the divine Jo Fell, dressed in a dadaist smock made of cardboard and heavy weights that is very hard to walk in and forces her to be carried everywhere, the divine Jessica Williams, dressed in an ill-fitting far-too-tight Wonder Womanesque superheroine outfit, and Amber Chambers, in her army gear, at all times with her gun pointed at the penis of her commanding officer. Also, Chris Morris in sunglasses and controlling vibes.

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