Olle Linton is preparing to die.

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L, Charlie (1976-01-11)
Laddermadness, Shy (1976-02-27)
Ladhams, Lindsey (1976-05-26)
Laguna, Trish (1978-12-07)
Landgraf, Theo (1974-07-18)
Lane, Polly (1988-09-18)
Lanning, Loretta (1958-07-16)
Lardot, Janne (1976-10-05)
Lasarev, Alex (1979-02-10)
Lassauer, Silvan (1974-12-19)
LastName, FirstName (1977-08-11)
Lau, Ki Chung (1986-04-04)
Laughton, Kev (1960-10-22)
Laundon, Sarah (1981-09-18)
Lautenbach, Cathy (1973-12-01)
Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06)
Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06)
Lawrinson, Martin (1972-10-24)
Le Cornu, Louise (1984-09-08)
Lea, Phil (1973-07-19)
Lear, Amanda (1980-08-20)
Lee, Daniel (1975-12-17)
Lee, Michael Lloyd (2003-07-27)
Lee, Sam (1991-02-04)
Leech, Johanna (1985-06-16)
LeRoc, Shane (1985-03-27)
Leung, Jackson (1950-12-30)
Lewis, Catherine (1967-09-08)
Lewis, Hanah (1987-10-29)
Li, Xao (1989-02-04)
Liette, Dafne (1991-06-09)
Lietz, Mike (1979-09-23)
Linjordet, Trond (1983-02-26)
Linton, Olle (1972-04-16)
Little, Andy (1974-03-03)
Lloyd, David (1983-01-17)
Lock, Michael (1976-05-05)
Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Longacre, Zach (1988-05-29)
Looman, Marcus (1972-08-25)
Lopez, Analopez (1988-10-10)
Lopezcely, GH (1977-02-10)
Lovebuzz, Sarah (1987-10-01)
Lowe, Kevin (1976-09-03)
Lund, Fiona (1968-11-20)
Lunn, Dave (1976-01-10)
Lusty, Christopher (1973-03-30)
Lyons, Christopher (1979-07-29)
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DISPOSAL
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let me rot and be eaten by worms! Cremation seems the most proper way to dispose my earthly remains. A funeral pyre would of course be great, but I´m OK with the modern way. Scatter my ashes in the deep, dark swedish wood. Anyone who tries to dump my ashes at sea can look forward to some serious haunting.

COFFIN
A paper bag will do. Save the trees!

RELIGION
Just make sure it won´t be a christian funeral. Emphazise on the person I were, and all the good times we had together, and that I probably still love you all. Still, point out that as interested in religion, I have been curious of the afterlife since childhood, and that I consider death as one of the greatest adventures ever. Also mention my deep respect for the original European gods, The Great Mother and The Horned Man. After that you will have to improvise.

GUESTS
All my remaining friends and relatives are welcome, as well as anyone passing by.

MUSIC
The Orb "Blue Room" 39min 58sec version seems to me as the best song to send me away to. It´s my favourite all time, as most of my friends know.

READINGS
No readings necesarry, just sit back and listen to the music. If anyone likes to say something, do it on my funeralparty (gravöl in swedish. Any scandinavian knows what I mean).

EPITAPH
"That is not dead wich can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die." Well, maybe not. I´m not planning to have a gravestone so an epitaph seems unnecessary.

OBITUARY
Hej alla släktingar och vänner. Jag har nu lämnat det medvetandeplan som kallas jordelivet. Jag har dött. Var inte ledsna, jag har det säkert bra. Vem vet, vi kanske ses igen... Jag älskar nästan alla av er! Olle Linton eng. translation: Hello relatives and friends. I have now left the state of consciousness known as earthly life. I have died. Do not be sad, I probably have a good time. Who knows, perhaps we´ll see each other again... I love almost all of you! Olle Linton

OTHER
I want everybody to gather after the funeral for a real good gravöl. Food that I liked should be served (beef), as well as my favourite beverages (Guinness, dry white and full red. And Dry Martinis). I do not want a sober good-bye party!