Matt Martin is preparing to die.

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Martin, Matt (1971-01-29)
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Myers, Wayne (1971-07-23)
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DISPOSAL
Bury me in the Sussex countryside with a bloody great rock on top and plant a circle of apple trees for kids to play in.

COFFIN
If I HAVE to be put in a box, the whole thing had better be biodegradeable and cheap. Failing that, put me in a Marshall speaker cabinet with my first guitar. I'd rather just be wrapped in a cotton sheet though. I definately DON'T want to be put in a big shiny polluting casket job. I don't want anybody to feel they need to spend loads of money. Don't let David buy loads of fancy shit.

RELIGION
Druid/Pagan ceremony presided over by someone who understands how I lived my life. Not someone that thinks that I'm a christian because they have no other idea.

GUESTS
NO MOURNING. Without sounding to cliched I would rather the whole issue were a celebration of my life. I want the last hours of our time together to be (as far as possible) happy ones. Beer. Cake. Sunshine. I don't want anybody to feel that the HAVE to be there. There should be no pressure on anybody to turn up, this is important to me. I don't like being the centre of attention.

MUSIC
This is a bit crap as whatever I choose will be rememberd as "What we played at Matt's funeral thingy". It would fuck up the music for everyone else. Having said that, if people want to mope arount for a while and would like a track to remember me by I choose "Where is my mind" by The Pixies. If you want music when you chuck me in the hole in the countryside then get a guitarist in to play some baroque stuff.

READINGS
You will be reading to yourselves but I wouldn't mind hearing The Tyger by Blake to remind me of Michael Hall and a few classic Tommy Cooper lines. No morbid moping.

EPITAPH
He loved the trees.

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