James Marett is preparing to die.

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M, C (1994-04-30)
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Maile, Jonathan (1970-05-02)
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Manson, Angelus (1987-01-27)
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Marett, James (1975-09-20)
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Martin, Matt (1971-01-29)
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Maryy, Mary (1992-08-29)
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Maxwell, Ellen (1981-01-12)
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McCaffrey, Kelly (1987-03-29)
McCallion, Chris (1971-11-05)
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McCarthy, Ruth (1970-11-05)
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McCaskill, Robert (1965-07-28)
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McDougall, James (1980-02-03)
Mcfadden, Lee (1967-01-27)
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Mcgillivray, William (1974-08-18)
McGregor, Alan (1972-11-17)
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Middleton, Andy (1975-04-18)
Migan, Melita (1971-12-16)
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Milner, James (1975-08-14)
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Mitchell, Siobhán (1984-06-08)
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Murphy, Ian (1967-06-22)
Murphy, Jason (1969-05-21)
Murphy, Peter (1978-08-08)
Murphy, Ramona (1991-08-19)
Murray, Craig (1980-06-05)
Myers, Wayne (1971-07-23)
Myhill, Phil (1978-07-01)
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DISPOSAL
Freeze me please... the chance to be reborn, no matter how small, is one I want to take.

COFFIN
I'm quite like the new Whirlpool chest-freezer range. Of course - if the budget doesn't stretch to this then I'll be happy with a smaller model.

RELIGION
I don't think I like religion... It is one of the worlds biggest causes of suffering and destroyed more knowledge than you could possibly imagine. For example - we will never understand the reasons for the Stone Heads on Easter Island because the dispicable Christian Missionaries who 'discovered' the place burnt and destroyed the thousands of wooden tablets that hung from the amazing statues. Too few remain to allow us to decode the ancient hyroglyphs. History is full of examples like this. The only gods on this world are people who act like god and believe they can destroy that which they have to right to. It is because of these outrages that I turn my back on religion and ask for a TOTALLY religion free funeral.

GUESTS
Rather than 'mourners' I would like 'ravers'. My funeral should be a party. I would like a DJ slamming out my favourite oldskool tracks from 1989 - 1993. Everyone should dance. Please hit the deep-freeze button during the climax to the Q-Project Remix of Champion Sounds.

MUSIC
'Go to Sleep' by the KLF is one of my favourite tracks and also seems appropiate.

READINGS
I know a chap called John Bradley. I want him to write a reading for me. Make it about cake and fine wine. And a small dog called 'Mo'. Put a moral in there. And make it some how relevant.

EPITAPH
Again - I need to think about this one.

OBITUARY
Look, he's dead OK? It doesn't make any difference what I say - you all have your own opinions anyway. Thank you for your time!

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