Ruth E. McCarthy is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
In one or other of the Native American tribes, I can't remember which, the best friend of the deceased would eat the corpse and the qualities of his friend would pass on to him. But I am doubtful that any of my mates would want to inherit my bad hair and ability to stare into space for hours at a time. Plus, I think I'd taste kind of tough. So instead it would be really great to have as natural a burial as possible. In the woods or something, give me back to the earth and feed the trees or something useful. Biodegradeable body bag. Nice shiney colours would be cheery. Or a picture of monkeys on.

COFFIN
Nice bag. Decorate it with things of joy like monkeys and drawings of me and farewell messages.

RELIGION
Big ole pagan. If anyone lets a priest anywhere near me I swear I will come back and haunt like a big haunty thing. Witches and energy workers and lovely people who know what it's all about. That's who'll send me off thank you.

GUESTS
Whoever cares enough to say goodbye. No priests. I mean it!!!!!

MUSIC
Feeling Good by Nina Simone as the main song. The rest...well, anyone around who knows what I like...make a mix CD and play it. Nothing too sad. Celebrate!!!!

READINGS
Song of Myself by Walt Whitman

EPITAPH
Are we there yet?

OBITUARY
Keep it real. Even the one about that one time I was crap in bed.

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