David McMahan is preparing to die.

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MacArthur, Gregg (1973-08-21)
MacDonald, Chinstrap (1976-05-19)
Macellaro, D (1971-09-15)
macgregor, andrew (1973-12-26)
mackendrick, annabelle (1980-02-01)
Mackenzie, John (1967-02-27)
mackie, ali (1975-01-03)
macmaster, david (1969-09-11)
Macpherson, Stella (1977-05-18)
madden, hannah (1973-08-30)
Maddison, Daniel (1986-04-26)
Maddock, Julian (1958-08-12)
maggs, matthew (1974-12-28)
Maher, Emmy (1984-07-05)
mahmud, zeeshan (1982-07-26)
Maile, Jonathan (1970-05-02)
Mala, Dr Ongo (1970-02-06)
Malone, Derrick (1973-10-13)
Manning-Hardy, Wendi (1971-03-15)
Manson, Angelus (1987-01-27)
Manson, Luana (1986-12-26)
Marett, James (1975-09-20)
Marillier, Michelle (1978-11-02)
marquez, pimentel (1990-01-04)
marsden, steve (1956-10-13)
martin, erik (1978-05-22)
Martin, Matt (1971-01-29)
martinez, cristina (1987-10-20)
Martinez, Krista (1987-07-21)
mary, angel (1988-02-18)
Maryy, Mary (1992-08-29)
Mason, Joshua (1992-06-30)
mateo, mhacky (1986-10-04)
Matthews, Katie (1985-10-16)
Mattingly, Ralph (1991-02-27)
Mawhinney, Dave (1983-09-19)
Mawhinney, Tina (1984-04-11)
mc, davo (1982-10-08)
Mc Hugh, Bill (1988-01-07)
McAllister, Chris (1978-01-13)
mcalpine, fraser (1967-08-19)
McBean, Evan (1992-08-17)
McCabe, Alan (1974-10-04)
McCabe, Ben (1974-09-05)
McCabe, Leanne (1988-08-31)
McCaffrey, Kelly (1987-03-29)
McCallion, chris (1971-11-05)
McCarter, Suzanne (1963-05-24)
McCarthy, Roy (1972-08-02)
McCarthy, Ruth (1970-11-05)
mccarthy, ruth (1970-11-05)
McCarthy, Ruth E. (1970-11-05)
McCaskill, Robert (1965-07-28)
McCauley, Cameron (1987-02-19)
mcclean, paul (1971-11-10)
mcclelland, becca (1980-10-18)
McConnell, Olivia (1991-02-09)
mcdade-burn, skye (1986-09-29)
McDonald, Arthur (1965-05-07)
McDonald, Gail (1963-03-31)
McDougall, James (1980-02-03)
mcfadden, lee (1967-01-27)
mcgillicudy, leon (1965-03-17)
mcgillivray, william (1974-08-18)
McGregor, Alan (1972-11-17)
McGuire, Samantha (1991-12-25)
McHaffie, Andy (1968-07-26)
McKay, Archie (1968-06-08)
mckee, shane (1987-09-15)
McKee, Shane (0000-00-00)
McKenna, Janine (1992-02-26)
McKenzie, Sü (1976-06-10)
McLachlan, Ross (1982-12-14)
mcLaren, Craig (1966-03-16)
Mclean, Laura (1991-11-16)
McLeskey, Michelle (1979-10-07)
McMahan, David (1980-09-10)
mcmanus, yvonne (1972-09-24)
McPeake, Phyllis (1977-03-08)
McQueen, Geoff (1970-08-17)
Mead, Jon (1970-06-06)
mee, matthew (1965-09-18)
Meehan, Sean (1986-12-17)
MElbourne, William (1980-08-10)
mellow, monkey (1997-03-21)
Mengmeng1, Mengmeng1 (1975-11-20)
Mercer, Neil (1974-03-16)
Merrick, Dan (1964-01-04)
Mets, Andrus (1977-01-19)
Middleton, Andy (1975-04-18)
Migan, Melita (1971-12-16)
miller, misty (1979-09-20)
Miller, Nathan (1978-11-29)
mills, wendy (1971-10-20)
milner, james (1975-08-14)
Minguella, Moira (1966-06-06)
Minns, Mike (1971-10-29)
Mitchell, Paul (1977-10-02)
Mitchell, Siobhán (1984-06-08)
Mittendorf, Kate (1977-02-18)
Miv, Miv (1973-04-17)
Mod, Mo (1982-09-15)
Moffat, Warwick (1971-01-18)
Mogren, Alexander (1986-04-01)
molawczyk, rodrigo (1988-12-14)
mom, your (0000-00-00)
Monique, Stephanie (1982-09-15)
Montiel, Franco (1995-06-15)
MONTOYA, SELMA (1989-06-15)
Moore, A.J. (1975-01-15)
moore, chris (1990-03-03)
Moore, Phil (1961-03-19)
Moore, Philip (1960-11-19)
Moore, Ruby (1980-05-03)
moreno, cordón (1993-11-26)
Mori, S. (1985-09-12)
morris, nic (1970-07-07)
Mosberg, Todd (1962-01-01)
Moss, Laurence (1978-09-20)
Mr., Cody Holland (1983-06-11)
Muldoon, Mary Anne (1978-05-09)
Munn, Aloysius (1971-12-25)
munson, doug (1974-03-27)
Munt, Raymus (1984-01-16)
Murphy, Ciaran (1987-06-15)
Murphy, Ian (1967-06-22)
Murphy, Jason (1969-05-21)
murphy, peter (1978-08-08)
Murphy, Ramona (1991-08-19)
Murray, Craig (1980-06-05)
Myers, Wayne (1971-07-23)
Myhill, Phil (1978-07-01)
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DISPOSAL
Disintegration, absolutely nothing left, not even atoms if possible, it all must go. Since it's not possible to destroy matter send it into another universe/dimension/time if possible, to the very end of time if it exists. This is assuming we will have the technology for this in the future. If I die any time soon I am to be frozen for thawing and reanimation later if that exists, and that would be the prefered method of choice.

COFFIN
A black toe pincher with black or silver lining. I am to be buried in my black duster with hat and boots, and either one of my "Scary Guy" shirts or the "I'm so goth I'm dead." shirt. Cheap would be nice but I want what I want.

RELIGION
If any priest, minister, pastor, father, rabbi, or any of the like show up they are to be kicked out. I am an Atheist so there will be no need for any of that.

GUESTS
Everyone is invited, there will be a cover charge though of 5 dollars.

MUSIC
The club DJ will spin, and all my requests too, lots of Ozzy, HIM, Nine Inch Nails, The 69 Eyes, Sisters of Mercy, I'll compile a complete list of bands later.

READINGS
Anything as long as it's morbid, they can decide. I'll make a quotes list and put that up.

EPITAPH
Well what does one say now? No words can sum up a persons life in this small space except "I existed" and that in the end is all that really matters. Yes I existed, I hope it was worth it and I'm not taking up this space for nothing. Scary Guy (A.K.A. David Andrew McMahan) (Metal tombstone, black, something that won't ever oxidize, my picture on it, if I'm rich a statue of me).

OBITUARY
He was known as Scary Guy by his friends. He was born the 10th day of the 9th month in 1980 and lived for (number goes here) years until his death in (whenever I die). He was always a technical wizard and good with electronics, computers especially. He was certified in A+ (and whatever others I get) and did what he could to fix everyone's problems, not only of technical nature either. He loved his close friends and would die for them. He loved music and DJ'ed for fun and was very active in the gothic/industrial scene. (finish this later).

OTHER
The gig will be set up by my spouse or current girlfriend, best friend, or my parents, in that order too.