hannah madden is preparing to die.

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MacArthur, Gregg (1973-08-21)
MacDonald, Chinstrap (1976-05-19)
Macellaro, D (1971-09-15)
macgregor, andrew (1973-12-26)
mackendrick, annabelle (1980-02-01)
Mackenzie, John (1967-02-27)
mackie, ali (1975-01-03)
macmaster, david (1969-09-11)
Macpherson, Stella (1977-05-18)
madden, hannah (1973-08-30)
Maddison, Daniel (1986-04-26)
Maddock, Julian (1958-08-12)
maggs, matthew (1974-12-28)
Maher, Emmy (1984-07-05)
mahmud, zeeshan (1982-07-26)
Maile, Jonathan (1970-05-02)
Mala, Dr Ongo (1970-02-06)
Malone, Derrick (1973-10-13)
Manning-Hardy, Wendi (1971-03-15)
Manson, Angelus (1987-01-27)
Manson, Luana (1986-12-26)
Marett, James (1975-09-20)
Marillier, Michelle (1978-11-02)
Marker, Thomas (1964-11-30)
marquez, pimentel (1990-01-04)
marsden, steve (1956-10-13)
martin, erik (1978-05-22)
Martin, Matt (1971-01-29)
martinez, cristina (1987-10-20)
Martinez, Krista (1987-07-21)
mary, angel (1988-02-18)
Maryy, Mary (1992-08-29)
Mason, Joshua (1992-06-30)
mateo, mhacky (1986-10-04)
Matthews, Katie (1985-10-16)
Mattingly, Ralph (1991-02-27)
Mawhinney, Dave (1983-09-19)
Mawhinney, Tina (1984-04-11)
mc, davo (1982-10-08)
Mc Hugh, Bill (1988-01-07)
McAllister, Chris (1978-01-13)
mcalpine, fraser (1967-08-19)
McBean, Evan (1992-08-17)
McCabe, Alan (1974-10-04)
McCabe, Ben (1974-09-05)
McCabe, Leanne (1988-08-31)
McCaffrey, Kelly (1987-03-29)
McCallion, chris (1971-11-05)
McCarter, Suzanne (1963-05-24)
McCarthy, Roy (1972-08-02)
McCarthy, Ruth (1970-11-05)
mccarthy, ruth (1970-11-05)
McCarthy, Ruth E. (1970-11-05)
McCaskill, Robert (1965-07-28)
McCauley, Cameron (1987-02-19)
mcclean, paul (1971-11-10)
mcclelland, becca (1980-10-18)
McConnell, Olivia (1991-02-09)
mcdade-burn, skye (1986-09-29)
McDonald, Arthur (1965-05-07)
McDonald, Gail (1963-03-31)
McDougall, James (1980-02-03)
mcfadden, lee (1967-01-27)
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mcgillivray, william (1974-08-18)
McGregor, Alan (1972-11-17)
McGuire, Samantha (1991-12-25)
McHaffie, Andy (1968-07-26)
McKay, Archie (1968-06-08)
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McKee, Shane (0000-00-00)
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McLachlan, Ross (1982-12-14)
mcLaren, Craig (1966-03-16)
Mclean, Laura (1991-11-16)
McLeskey, Michelle (1979-10-07)
McMahan, David (1980-09-10)
mcmanus, yvonne (1972-09-24)
McPeake, Phyllis (1977-03-08)
McQueen, Geoff (1970-08-17)
McQuillian, Timothy (1991-01-20)
Mead, Jon (1970-06-06)
mee, matthew (1965-09-18)
Meehan, Sean (1986-12-17)
MElbourne, William (1980-08-10)
mellow, monkey (1997-03-21)
Mengmeng1, Mengmeng1 (1975-11-20)
Mercer, Neil (1974-03-16)
Merrick, Dan (1964-01-04)
Mets, Andrus (1977-01-19)
Middleton, Andy (1975-04-18)
Migan, Melita (1971-12-16)
miller, misty (1979-09-20)
Miller, Nathan (1978-11-29)
mills, wendy (1971-10-20)
milner, james (1975-08-14)
Minguella, Moira (1966-06-06)
Minns, Mike (1971-10-29)
Mitchell, Paul (1977-10-02)
Mitchell, Siobhán (1984-06-08)
Mittendorf, Kate (1977-02-18)
Miv, Miv (1973-04-17)
Mod, Mo (1982-09-15)
Moffat, Warwick (1971-01-18)
Mogren, Alexander (1986-04-01)
molawczyk, rodrigo (1988-12-14)
mom, your (0000-00-00)
Monique, Stephanie (1982-09-15)
Montiel, Franco (1995-06-15)
MONTOYA, SELMA (1989-06-15)
Moore, A.J. (1975-01-15)
moore, chris (1990-03-03)
Moore, Phil (1961-03-19)
Moore, Philip (1960-11-19)
Moore, Ruby (1980-05-03)
moreno, cordón (1993-11-26)
Mori, S. (1985-09-12)
morris, nic (1970-07-07)
Mosberg, Todd (1962-01-01)
Moss, Laurence (1978-09-20)
Mr., Cody Holland (1983-06-11)
Muldoon, Mary Anne (1978-05-09)
Munn, Aloysius (1971-12-25)
munson, doug (1974-03-27)
Munt, Raymus (1984-01-16)
Murphy, Ciaran (1987-06-15)
Murphy, Ian (1967-06-22)
Murphy, Jason (1969-05-21)
murphy, peter (1978-08-08)
Murphy, Ramona (1991-08-19)
Murray, Craig (1980-06-05)
Myers, Wayne (1971-07-23)
Myhill, Phil (1978-07-01)
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DISPOSAL
take my ashes to amsterdam and smoke them in a big chillum. scatter the ashes of my smoked ashes into a canal, any old one will do.

COFFIN


RELIGION
not christened, not baptised, not religious, not nuffink ... and that's how it should stay until proved otherwise.

GUESTS
Anyone who cares to attend my final goodbye is welcome; they must be prepared to sign a guest book and state clearly how they knew me.

MUSIC
some really dark drum n' bass (Optical, Ed Rush, E-Sassin), followed by a funky cheesy 2-step tune, followed by Erykah Badu.

READINGS
As much as possible of the original Spanish version of Gabriel Garcia Marquez's 'El Coronel No Tiene Quien Le Escribe'.

EPITAPH
she really should've seen it coming.

OBITUARY
sometimes she was a real moody cow.

OTHER
whoever's remaining at the time of my death will have to conduct the service