Andy Neal is preparing to die.

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N, Sarah (1982-05-16)
Nadia, Nadia (1986-02-22)
Najac, Jian (1973-02-19)
Naslund, Dennis (1980-10-14)
Neal, Andy (0000-00-00)
Needs, Alex (1974-01-23)
Negi, Pappu (1979-09-14)
Negra, Luz (1987-01-22)
Nelder, Seroc (1977-04-19)
Nelson, Jai (1976-10-22)
Nelson, Ryan (1976-01-22)
Neville, Tom (1953-07-13)
Newstar, Shelly (1978-10-18)
Newton, N/a (1994-01-07)
Nice, Bee (1964-01-09)
Nichol, Brenda (1972-10-14)
Nichols, Karen (1967-01-03)
Nicolis, Anna (1990-11-06)
Niemann, Bjarke (1982-01-07)
Nigam, Nigam (1987-08-01)
Nige, Nigie (1973-01-01)
Nimmo, David (1977-06-30)
No, No (1987-10-03)
Nodar, Dar (1973-11-13)
Noel, Letitia (1952-12-25)
None, Karen (1983-12-18)
Northam, Nicole (1980-11-10)
Norwood, Joseph (1986-04-14)
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DISPOSAL
Don't care ... i'm dead. So for the sake of the family, whatever is cheapest (avoid so called consicrated ground if at all possible)

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RELIGION
Religion is a tool of oppression, if there was an all powerful God in heaven, who created the universe and all in it ... why would he be bothered about a group of strategically shaved apes? ... get over it!

GUESTS
Allowed: anyone who is nice Disallowed: anyone who has ever worked for or with, in any shape or form, an advertising agency

MUSIC
1. Bring the noise by Anthrax and Public Enemy 2. Anit going out like that - Cypress Hill 3. Hits from the Bong - Pharcyde

READINGS
Thank God for that, i'm dead at last, all the shite is in the past, i drank, not too deep, from hunanities bar, fingers crossed, i come back as a porn star (femail)

EPITAPH
Life is a series of spectacular dream shattering episodes. Get over it !

OBITUARY
Whatever ... dead now ... in a few years time who'll care ... answer: nobody ...

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