jai nelson is preparing to die.

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N, Sarah (1982-05-16)
Nadia, Nadia (1986-02-22)
Najac, Jian (1973-02-19)
Naslund, Dennis (1980-10-14)
Neal, Andy (0000-00-00)
Needs, Alex (1974-01-23)
Negi, Pappu (1979-09-14)
Negra, Luz (1987-01-22)
Nelder, Seroc (1977-04-19)
Nelson, Jai (1976-10-22)
Nelson, Ryan (1976-01-22)
Neville, Tom (1953-07-13)
Newstar, Shelly (1978-10-18)
Newton, N/a (1994-01-07)
Nice, Bee (1964-01-09)
Nichol, Brenda (1972-10-14)
Nichols, Karen (1967-01-03)
Nicolis, Anna (1990-11-06)
Niemann, Bjarke (1982-01-07)
Nigam, Nigam (1987-08-01)
Nige, Nigie (1973-01-01)
Nimmo, David (1977-06-30)
No, No (1987-10-03)
Nodar, Dar (1973-11-13)
Noel, Letitia (1952-12-25)
None, Karen (1983-12-18)
Northam, Nicole (1980-11-10)
Norwood, Joseph (1986-04-14)
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DISPOSAL
not keen on cremation - wouldn't like to miss out on the chance of coming back as a flesh eating zombie in some sick b-movie type future. assumig i do die at some point, if technology allows it i'd rather my conciousness was transfered to some mechanoid type device or uploaded onto the internet mayhaps. failing that, if burial is the only option, i'd like to buried somewhere high standing on my head. when the clarion call is sounded on Resurrection Day and the whole world is turned upside down, i'd like to be the first one out and standing the right way up

COFFIN
not too bothered. something black. and with the loudest sound system you've ever seen. and a telephone, just in case

RELIGION
i renounced organised relgions and became a Discordian. a religion that provides much comfort and relief during life - but leaves much unknown about death.

GUESTS
don't really mind who turns up - there's no one that i wouldn't want there. i think......

MUSIC
i want the funeral march played. you know, that dun dun dun dun-dundun dun-dun.... no wait, that's Darth Vader's theme from StarWars... actually, yeah, that'll do

READINGS
probably a passage from the Principia Discordia... or a section out of illuminati - probably one of the sex scenes :)

EPITAPH
dos dedos mis amigos

OBITUARY
despite a lifelong conviction that he'd live forever, it seem's Jai died in the attempt

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