tim riley is preparing to die.

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Rashkova, Neli (1989-06-12)
Ravenscroft, Leon (1973-02-11)
Rawlings, Del (1974-12-30)
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Reed, Mark (1973-07-03)
Regan, Andy (1982-07-29)
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Remnant, Mark (1975-07-16)
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Richardson, Marty (1972-01-12)
Richmark, Stephania (1989-01-24)
Riding, Alexander (1984-03-23)
Riley, David (1952-11-13)
Riley, Tim (1970-05-14)
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Ritchey, Slade (1976-10-01)
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Rogers, Julie (1968-06-01)
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Rose, Jane (1973-03-09)
Ross, David (1974-12-07)
Rossignol, Jim (1978-07-18)
Rothery, Barry (1957-04-29)
Rothery, Barry (1957-04-29)
Rowe, Gavin (1973-02-06)
Roy, Leanne (1987-02-23)
Rudd, Adam (1971-09-21)
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DISPOSAL
Set light to my body and then fired from a cannon into the River Forth.

COFFIN
H20 and all who swim/eat in her.

RELIGION
Richard Dawkins encouraging me not to turn to God as a final get-out clause just in case there is an afterlife. Then Richard Dawkins kindly requesting that no-one pray for my eternal soul as it didn't exist in the first place.

GUESTS
The entire population of Sarajevo and Jaz Coleman. But everyone is welcome.

MUSIC
'Rebirth' by Serapihn Twin performed live by original line-up of Fields of the Nephilim, Front 242, Killing Joke, Loop, Buffalo Springfield, Billy Connolly and anyone you can find nearby called Sally.

READINGS
Everone in unison to exclaim, "Don't stop any clocks, alright?"

EPITAPH
A standing stone on the edge of the River Forth with the inscription,'He already knew.'

OBITUARY
Tim Riley was a mammal. Now he is fish food

OTHER
It doesn't matter.