Leigh Remnant is preparing to die.

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Ramirez Estelar, Ana (1989-09-01)
Rancid, Rikki (1992-01-20)
Random, Roy (1961-07-14)
Ranjan, Rohan (1985-11-03)
Rashkova, Neli (1989-06-12)
Ravenscroft, Leon (1973-02-11)
Rawlings, Del (1974-12-30)
Rawlins, Ric (1980-03-31)
Ray, Rajesh (1972-08-20)
Rayner, Nicholas (1980-11-12)
Read, Cam (0000-00-00)
Reducer, Soni (1979-11-12)
Reed, Bethany (1988-11-19)
Reed, Mark (1973-07-03)
Regan, Andy (1982-07-29)
Reith, Philip ATV (1977-03-13)
Relf, Kenneth (1973-09-02)
Remnant, Leigh (1981-07-15)
Remnant, Mark (1975-07-16)
Renju, Ab (1990-01-27)
Reynolds, GL (1970-03-22)
Rhind, Neil (1980-12-04)
Rhind, Neil (1980-12-04)
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Rodrigues, Jailson (1977-07-08)
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Rogers, Julie (1968-06-01)
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Rose, Jane (1973-03-09)
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DISPOSAL
I like the idea of burial with a funky head stone. But i tell you what i would love. Donating my body to one of those artisits who will turn my body into a work of art with my rib cage open and stuff. I would love that if possible.

COFFIN
Id like a capsule like they have in Star Trek. If not, then a lovely victorian style dark gothic open casket type would be lovely

RELIGION
I am all the religions of the world. But i would like my ceremony to acknowledge God as a player in my plife. But wordered in a wiccan/pagan way with buddhist tendencies. Thanks

GUESTS
Anyone can come to my funeral, the more the merrier.

MUSIC
As the people enter i want Gloria Estefans the rythm is going to get you. Then i want us all to sit through William Shatners Youll have time, all the way through! Then the sound of the whistle like they have on star trek. Then as everyone leaves, the waterboys, dont you forget about me.

READINGS
I would like someone to use the same speech as Kirk used when Spock died. Someone who can do a really good shatner impression. Then at the end scream khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

EPITAPH
Ill stick the kettle on for when you get here.

OBITUARY
At last i have spun off this mortal coil and landed myself a cushty little afterlife. I ask that this day not be be a day of saddness. But a day of celebration and fun and laughter. I want you all to feel my death is a time for rejoicing and happiness. Im not gone forever, im just somewhere else and i will see you soon. But for now i urge you to do whatever you need to do to get happy. Have a party, get slaughteres, hire a stripper, get stoned, live dangerously. Because theres no way avoiding it. You are going to to die too. So live life exceptionally and try things like like you will never get the oppurtunity again. Because you might not. You might end up like me, dead. So until i see you all again, Live Long and Prosper. ps If any of you go see a medium and they claim to make contact with me. If the medium says Futumpch or mumunculus, then it is me. If they dont say that. Then its not me. Anyway, Bye again.

OTHER
Yeah, chose between yourselves. Pick the funniest person.