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DISPOSAL
*****ATTENTION***** *****the world has changed**** ****be back soon to update, unless i die first*** turned to ashes in an oven. placed in a brown paper bag, and taken, perferably on a amtrak train, to the mars bar on the corner of 1st st. and 2nd ave. in new york city. sprinkled liberally throughout said establishment.

COFFIN
a brown paper bag will be sufficent.

RELIGION
....the big things are already decided. no well rehersed words from some recruiter is gonna make any difference.

GUESTS
whomever.

MUSIC
this like most of these categories is likely to change and keep changing until the day that they can't anymore....but for now i would like the services to start with the chariots of fire song by vangelis and end with desperado by the eagles.

READINGS
in lieu of a preacher i would like the actor dennis farina to speak. since he has no idea who i'am, he can say whatever he likes. my only request is that he has a dash of color in his outfit.

EPITAPH
smoke'em if you got'em.

OBITUARY
there has been several aborted attempts to write my own. maybe someday i'll get it right. if not there was this guy named jim nichoson who wrote obits in the 80's for the philadelphia daily news. i think he would do me quite a bit of justice. i think any of the obit writers at the london telegraph could also do the job....or maybe arron sorkin.

OTHER
i would like a very large photograph of myself in a ornate frame present.....like you see in the movies. i would also like everyone in attendance to recieve a mix cd intitlted "slades dead" you can find a master copy on the top shelf in my closet, in an envelope with a ghost on it, tucked into a book about ice cube.