Neil Rhind is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
Well, I might want to have my generative member removed, artificially engorged, and stuffed. Possibly with some sort of vibrating device in it, or even the electronic innards of a Big Billy Bass type singing fish. The music that my fleshy spear would sing might be...Big, Big Love by kd Lang? Wall-mounted in a little display case, my meaty hawser could be presented to...well, I'll decide later. The rest of me, I'll have stripped of flesh by exposure to the elements (and the beasts) in some secluded place, then a short career as a prop in horror films (and if anyone wants a Yorik for amateur productions of Hamlet) before being interred, rather boringly, at a cemetery near Elgin... If whoever has my lovespear wants rid of it, burn it in an appropriately priapic ceremony, and scatter the ashes on my grave.....

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