Mark Reed is preparing to die.

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R, Jr (1984-10-16)
Race, Anne-Marie (1968-09-15)
Raj, Mohan (1988-08-05)
RAJPUT, SANTOSH (1988-06-17)
Ralph, Owen (1994-01-30)
Ramirez Estelar, Ana (1989-09-01)
Rancid, Rikki (1992-01-20)
Random, Roy (1961-07-14)
Ranjan, Rohan (1985-11-03)
Rashkova, Neli (1989-06-12)
Ravenscroft, Leon (1973-02-11)
Rawlings, Del (1974-12-30)
Rawlins, Ric (1980-03-31)
Ray, Rajesh (1972-08-20)
Rayner, Nicholas (1980-11-12)
Read, Cam (0000-00-00)
Reducer, Soni (1979-11-12)
Reed, Bethany (1988-11-19)
Reed, Mark (1973-07-03)
Regan, Andy (1982-07-29)
Reith, Philip ATV (1977-03-13)
Relf, Kenneth (1973-09-02)
Remnant, Leigh (1981-07-15)
Remnant, Mark (1975-07-16)
Renju, Ab (1990-01-27)
Reynolds, GL (1970-03-22)
Rhind, Neil (1980-12-04)
Rhind, Neil (1980-12-04)
Rhodes, Ed (1973-07-06)
Rich, Dave (1974-06-08)
Rich, Matthias (1971-11-26)
Richards, Tim (1964-08-24)
Richardson, Alec (1983-02-17)
Richardson, Martin (1972-01-12)
Richardson, Marty (1972-01-12)
Richmark, Stephania (1989-01-24)
Riding, Alexander (1984-03-23)
Riley, David (1952-11-13)
Riley, Tim (1970-05-14)
Riskin, Neta (1977-01-01)
Ritchey, Slade (1976-10-01)
Rivera, Lucrecia (1985-04-23)
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Robertson, Alex (1987-03-02)
Robertson, Scott (1974-04-24)
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Robinson, Chloe Joan (1990-12-06)
Robinson, Mack (1992-12-28)
Robinson, Stuart (1976-11-11)
Roche, Jay (1968-05-20)
Rodri, Lica (1986-07-24)
Rodrigues, Jailson (1977-07-08)
Rogers, Anna Louise (1982-11-29)
Rogers, Julie (1968-06-01)
Rohloff, K (1977-08-16)
Rose, Ben (1984-11-06)
Rose, Carson (1991-10-03)
Rose, Jane (1973-03-09)
Ross, David (1974-12-07)
Rossignol, Jim (1978-07-18)
Rothery, Barry (1957-04-29)
Rothery, Barry (1957-04-29)
Rowe, Gavin (1973-02-06)
Roy, Leanne (1987-02-23)
Rudd, Adam (1971-09-21)
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DISPOSAL
I would like my body to be reused by medical science and used as a practical joke by undersexed students. Except my eyes, which are crap, and I demand that they be transplanted into a healthy body to piss off some of the beautiful people.

COFFIN
I'd like to be buried/cermated in a big cardboard box. It's only going to get burnt anwyway. And the cheapest coffin costs about £300. Use it down the pub instead.

RELIGION
I believe in myself, and chocolate, and the glory of truth above and beyond the bullshit.

GUESTS
I want my Dad barred from my funeral. The mans a cunt and he deserves it. My ex's to. They can all peer wailing through steel bars at me going. Hoepfully some of them can top themselves to get closer to me because life without me isn't worth living.

MUSIC
Killed By Death - Motorhead Highway To Hell - AC/DC

READINGS
Administration by Phillip Larkin. "The girls whose socks I keep telling to pull up, are those whose pants I would most like to pull down."

EPITAPH
"He lived life with no fear of death. More the fool him, because he's dead now."

OBITUARY
He's dead. Get used to it. Like that guy in the Indiana Jones film says, "I am going to the great adventure first, Indy." But that was a crap film. And it's a crap life. Live Forever? yeah right. Well anyway, his intention was to be a thorn in the side of wankers everywhere for as long as possible. Ask his ex-girlfriends - he seemed to succeed. And that's that. If you miss him, you have taste. If you don't, you'll never know how much better the world is without him.

OTHER
I would like my funeral to be conducted by an Elvis impersonator